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Commented 10 years ago2014-05-16 17:09:51 UTC in vault item: Altdel Comment #20588
I gotta say Archie, you've outdone yourself with this 2014 revamp of your classic. I haven't had a decent length game on it yet but it seems to retain the crazy fast paced action in the hallways with the conventional firearms , as well as the contrasting open combat in the main arena with the RPG, Crossbow and Gauss. Extremely well done, especially for 4 days work.

However, the light bridges. I guess you need to get murdered or something... yeah...

(I jest, I'm fine with them being there.)
Commented 10 years ago2014-05-14 15:46:40 UTC in journal: #8375 Comment #50143
Doesn't work on Android :P
Commented 10 years ago2014-05-07 18:26:47 UTC in journal: #8373 Comment #45960
:<
Commented 10 years ago2014-05-04 21:49:47 UTC in journal: #8371 Comment #58423
Commented 10 years ago2014-04-23 06:53:26 UTC in journal: #8366 Comment #45941
Scotland.
Commented 10 years ago2014-04-22 12:29:58 UTC in journal: #8366 Comment #45940
I could always use more money but I prefer the security of permanent full-time work.
Commented 10 years ago2014-03-29 00:15:25 UTC in journal: #8356 Comment #43977
Thanks guys. I actually wrote this over a year ago and I just found it again today. I probably could have done with a proof read first but I was at work so I couldn't really. :P
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Commented 10 years ago2014-03-16 22:03:43 UTC in journal: #8351 Comment #43973
Nope. Playing F:NV at the moment too. Running the latest version and graphics card drivers. It's crapped out once when entering a new area but that's it.

Falling Out with Urby. Fart Poo (Part 2)
Commented 10 years ago2014-03-16 11:46:34 UTC in journal: #8351 Comment #43972
Yeah... well I wasn't short of breath to my knowledge. Gonna blame my headset mic and use my recording one next time.
Commented 10 years ago2014-03-12 20:23:33 UTC in journal: #8345 Comment #50973
LOL

I wasn't going to make the Vaas comparison but someone else already did so I'm just going to smile and nod. :P
Commented 10 years ago2014-02-26 22:47:37 UTC in journal: #8341 Comment #62612
Merry Christmas!

Oh bollocks! I fucked up again!
Commented 10 years ago2014-02-18 14:06:33 UTC in journal: #8335 Comment #52781
I recommend blender. Free, open source, fully documented and tutorialised online. :)

Used it to make some very basic models for The Core. It's quick to learn and I would no doubt be using it for more complex models were it not for me being a giant, ham-fisted, man baby.
Commented 10 years ago2014-01-12 13:01:19 UTC in vault item: MISSION MCPOKER Comment #20417
Worse than cancer.
Commented 10 years ago2014-01-01 12:12:45 UTC in journal: #8317 Comment #62604
Glad to see the back of 2013. Christ, what a wanky year.
Commented 10 years ago2013-12-30 13:06:48 UTC in vault item: TETMAS 2013 Comment #20390
Archie has often taken inspiration from real world locations for his maps and has really outdone himself with the last room. It is identical to his bedroom in real life! Bravo.
Commented 10 years ago2013-12-27 11:39:26 UTC in journal: #8314 Comment #43968
Nope
Commented 10 years ago2013-12-26 17:17:25 UTC in journal: #8313 Comment #33309
Well bugger me. Actually don't.

Merry Christmas Andy.
Commented 10 years ago2013-12-22 20:50:05 UTC in journal: #8308 Comment #43957
After being knocked unconscious with a fire axe last night I started playing again this evening and woke up dead. Started at the beach.

Managed to scramble my way through the wilderness to Electrogorsk where I raided a firestation and a supermarket for food, water and fire extinguishers. Also now fulled decked out in black combat gear and a motorcycle helmet which looks pretty sweet. Pity my character is currently brandishing a fire extinguisher as his primary weapon...
Commented 10 years ago2013-12-22 14:32:05 UTC in journal: #8308 Comment #43956
Well then, get this. Played with Archie last night. He managed to glitch onto a roof, then broke both his legs getting down. We searched for a hospital when I headed into a building and got brained by a player, leaving me unconcious.

Archie meanwhile, found a hospital, crawled into a doctors office and gulped down a refreshing bottle of disinfectant. He was free of infection, but got pretty sick pretty fast and was almost blind by the end, puking every few minutes and unable to keep any food he found down.
Commented 10 years ago2013-12-21 18:07:06 UTC in journal: #8308 Comment #43955
@Dimbark, watch videos. Zombies are massively improved. They can clip through most things at the moment, but their pathfinding is so much better. Also, I'm a sucker for customisation and although it's currently limited to skin colour, shirt colour and shoes at the start, you can wear whatever you find when playing. Earlier I was running around with sunglasses under one of the PAYDAY masks under an army helmet. Then a zombie smashed them all off my face. :(

@Tetsu0, it is a bit good. Second session was on a different server but you rejoin in the place where you logged out regardless. I was going through cars, searching for stuff on the seats when I realised a player was going through my backpack. Span around and cocked my rifle, but he was unarmed and did a runner. Would have shot him if I wasn't bluffing with the gun. Bloody thing was empty.
Commented 10 years ago2013-12-10 21:53:38 UTC in journal: #8300 Comment #45848
I say more fool MS for not selling older OS versions for a reduced price under difference T&Cs. Just gonna make people go all peg-legs and eye-patches on their shit.

Got me a Windows 7 disc though so I'm just going to hold onto that forever.

Otherwise I'll go Linux.
Commented 10 years ago2013-12-09 19:10:29 UTC in journal: #8300 Comment #45847
Alternatively... 7

:P
Commented 10 years ago2013-12-08 15:15:43 UTC in journal: #8297 Comment #61125
Blue Snowball is decent enough for the stuff I do (some of which is due to appear on TV) although it has some limitations in terms of OS settings.
Commented 10 years ago2013-12-08 15:09:49 UTC in journal: #8300 Comment #45846
I don't know about performance benefits or anything like that, but I intend to completely avoid Windows 8 because I hate the chunky touch UI. Keep that ugly shit on phones and tablets. I have a mouse.

Sure you can switch to the standard desktop but... you know. I don't need to do that on Windows 7.

Also, in terms of user friendliness, the first review I saw called it the first user-hostile OS. Yeah, fuck Windows Hate.
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Commented 11 years ago2013-11-08 08:45:50 UTC in journal: #8279 Comment #43941
Not sure of the full details since I just followed the advise I found online, but it basically came down to removing the line LanmanWorkstation and adding LanmanServer. It's way beyond my understanding but it worked so I'm happy.

The reason I got irritated is because this issue seems to date back to much older versions of Windows and it's still causing problems. MS need to sort their shit.
Commented 11 years ago2013-11-07 17:22:31 UTC in journal: #8279 Comment #43940
How much money do MS need? Perhaps if they charged the price of a game (a game game, not an EA game) people wouldn't pirate that shit so often.
Commented 11 years ago2013-11-07 13:53:19 UTC in journal: #8279 Comment #43939
@Tetsu0: I managed to fix it by editing the registry. Already running with an SSD too. :D

@StojkeK I never said I paid for it. I just think it's ridiculous that they charge so much. My copy of Win7 Pro came pre-installed on my gaming rig. :)

Anywho, fixed it. The LanmanServer service wasn't starting properly and was holding all the other services up behind it. RedEdited that mother fucker.
Commented 11 years ago2013-11-07 00:27:52 UTC in journal: #8279 Comment #43938
Windows 7
Commented 11 years ago2013-11-03 16:57:05 UTC in journal: #8277 Comment #65865
Euuuw... I thought that was my phone! shudder
Commented 11 years ago2013-10-24 09:51:52 UTC in journal: #8274 Comment #45823
Rimrook has this journal post down.
Commented 11 years ago2013-10-21 10:49:12 UTC in journal: #8270 Comment #43910
perfectly formed.
Commented 11 years ago2013-10-20 20:27:49 UTC in journal: #8270 Comment #43909
"presense" in his trousers.
Commented 11 years ago2013-10-19 18:03:16 UTC in journal: #8270 Comment #43908
I... I would
Commented 11 years ago2013-10-13 16:22:33 UTC in journal: #8267 Comment #67360
I backup anything I work on via SVN now. Assembla offer free hosting for files up to 500mb, then they charge through the nose. Otherwise, if you don't mind paying for it, use repositoryhosting.com. I pay £3.50 a month for 2gb with them.
Commented 11 years ago2013-09-30 20:07:32 UTC in journal: #8258 Comment #43895
I think he's talking NPC armies with a player commander. Sounds kind of like a large scale version of the Battlezone games.

I used to love Battlezone 1 on the PC.

Of course then it wasn't really large scale, but todays technology could easily handle it.
Commented 11 years ago2013-09-24 02:25:05 UTC in journal: #8254 Comment #50911
@CT: Have you considered Googling it?

@CStriker: I do not.
Commented 11 years ago2013-09-23 18:48:13 UTC in journal: #8254 Comment #50910
Sounds like a good night. Damn, why do you guys live so far up north? Archie, move.
Commented 11 years ago2013-09-11 11:08:53 UTC in journal: #8245 Comment #45799
You can never have too much wank.
Commented 11 years ago2013-09-07 12:21:57 UTC in journal: #8242 Comment #48327
Only one thing to do in that situation. Enjoy Carter's lunch.
Commented 11 years ago2013-09-07 12:02:52 UTC in journal: #8128 Comment #63345
I was never Dimbark's age.
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Commented 11 years ago2013-09-04 19:01:58 UTC in journal: #8240 Comment #42221
I have a debit card and I have an overdraft of £400. If I exceed that I get charged £75. That always made me laugh.

"You've spent money you don't have! As a punishment, we're going to charge you more money."

That sucks though Rim. :(
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Commented 11 years ago2013-08-31 14:21:38 UTC in journal: #8235 Comment #49463
Fish that mofo ate, octopus tentacles, was nice, yet everyone lost their appetite. They contemplated removing their eyes and whispered "Hallelujah". However, Death often
Commented 11 years ago2013-08-31 13:47:16 UTC in journal: #8235 Comment #49462
Fish that mofo ate, octopus tentacles, was nice, yet everyone lost their appetite. They contemplated removing their eyes and whispered "Hallelujah"
Commented 11 years ago2013-08-29 18:18:45 UTC in journal: #8233 Comment #65812
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Commented 11 years ago2013-08-14 17:21:27 UTC in journal: #8218 Comment #45795
To be fair, sausages are relevant to everything.