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Dogs are cool. Cats are neurotic!

"How to live with the neurotic cat." If you haven't read this book, read it. It's hilarious.

Can I just point out that Mark can and will die in responce to your selections as well as any other character. The story is also solely from his perspective alone so when he dies so does the story. Be careful

My dog Diesel can eat 4 entire Cadbury's christmas selection packs in 20 minutes and not die! Little bastard!

Good Good. Wow this is a real hit. Sorry this took so long but most of you probably know how learning and works gets in the way of all that is fun.

-Chapter 1 Cont.-

Mark turned to his left and ran down the street towards the arch roof of the central train station, which ripped out above the skyline like a pyramid. Still the towering Citadel behind him dwarfed this mere structure. He stopped running, his heart pounding loudly filling his head with its vital beat. He had heard something to his left and looking round spotted an alleyway. Combine chatter. He crept to the alleyways entrance pressed against the wall as tightly as possible.

Peeking around the corner he felt the sweat dripping of the end of his nose. He was terrified. He took the wrench in both hands, which were shaking wildly. He took a deep breath and ran around into the alley, the wrench above his head ready to smash his unsuspecting victim. He closed his eyes and hammered the weapon down onto his target

• CRASH! *

Mark gasped and opened his eyes. A combine radio lay smashed on top of an overturned, empty ammunition crate. The combine had obviously cleared out when they went after the ?Free man? the day before. Mark scratched the back of his head and wiped the sweat from his face. Maybe next time he would actually kill somebody. Could he kill anybody? As strongly as he believed resistance was the answer, Mark had never so much as hurt anyone intentionally.

Mark briefly searched the area for anything that could be useful. Turning over crates to reveal nothing but air and asphalt. This was hopeless. The combine weren?t stupid enough to leave weapons lying in the streets. Mark looked up to the sky, which had been pummelled by gun smoke and fumes. Suddenly he stopped breathing, there was someone behind him. He quickly spun round bringing his wrench above his head once again.

?Woah!? the man was shielding his face ?Calm down buddy!?

?Sorry!? shouted back ?You scared the crap out of me!?

The guy pulled his arm away from his face. He was wearing civvies up to his chest where there was some stolen combine armour. The overthrow was obviously going well so far.

?I thought you could help me out.? He said.

?Really? What?s the problem??

?Gordon Freeman has put a match to the oil.?

?Eh?? Mark was puzzled by this riddle sentence.

?He?s sparked up a flame. The resistance is tearing through the outskirts and is closing in on the city centre.?

?Oh that?s what the combine are talking about.?

?Exactly.?

The man gestured for Mark to follow him out of the alley and out onto the baron street. He began explaining the events of the last day that Mark had missed. The resistance was a much bigger event than anyone originally anticipated.

?Gordon Freeman is on his way to Dr. Vance?s labs to the south of the canals.? He said. ?I have a few units waiting at key points of the canal in order to supply ammunition and weapons to Mr. Freeman.?

?Is this where I come in?? Mark asked

?Yes. I need one man to simply drop of a crate containing a combine stimpack and another containing an HEV battery. Just throw them over the edge of a bridge and return to base?

?And if I refuse??

?I?ll have to do it myself.?

?What?s this about a base?? said Mark, hoping for a place to stock up on weaponry.

?Eli?s lab.? He said, ?It?s a series of underground tunnels that run out in all directions.? The occupants of some mining town to the south helped to dig them out before the tunnel had to be closed off. I?m not sure why Eli ordered it to be sealed.?

?By the way,? said Mark ?I didn?t catch your name.?

?I?m Daniel, Resistance Sergeant. I came to the city to find my brother Todd. So how about you? What?s your story??

?Oh, well??

?Actually,? Daniel interrupted ?forget that. Will you help us??

What should Mark do?

A) Tell Dan about Todd?s death and Join the resistance.

B) Don?t tell him and join up.

C) Tell him but carry on towards Eli?s Labs alone.

D) Forget the original plan and head back to the city centre.

I was joking. I don't really use cheesy pick up lines because:

A) Got a girlfriend

B) I wait for a girl to ask me out. I just look over and let them know i've noticed them.

Thinks of joke.

"whats a hammer 4?"

"Knockin in nails."



Get sombody convert to source

You know what would look good on you? Me!

Yeah i aint payin for no shit

Damnit! Beat me to it.

Select the textures you want to displace and go to displacements and create a new one. Then paint alpha. It's just like using a prettier version of paint then.

eat marmazette brains with

Hmmm...FAR CRY ???

...SariBous to turn purple...

Ear, which had been mysteriously coated in flamable peanut butter. He then...

Yeah it is funny to rip the piss out of habboi.

Rohypnol (tm)

Cold and Wet! Guess where i live.

With a trusty yet rusty crowbar

Map an abandoned base which had been slowly converted into a Xen spawning site.

Anyway, it hit the city of Bethlehem.

I'M LOST!!!

ARGH!!!

Damn this refreshes too quickly.

Ministeve, Seventh-Monkey, rabid monkey, masterofpuppets, and ieatmonkeychow.

and Digital_ice, Unbreakable and meh. There. 8.

No! He was alive and well and was busy munching on...

Is there gonna be a CSS server. You gotta admit CSS is much more tence.

HL2DM is like "Oh no! I've been hit by that n00b with the toilet again. respawn Oh there he is. Bang Dead Whats my score now. 248 kills and 3 deaths. This is piss easy and dull. I want a challenge for gods sake. Quits loads CSS *Has more fun playing CSS bots alone!*"

Its dark and freezing out now. Also managed to drop my dinner on the floor and my foot because my fingers were frozen. I was bloody starving and all.

I hate the cold. Tis OK though. Going to Maspalomas over easter!

"PINEAPPLE JISM!"

and a heel in the shape of a

This isn't mine or a real one. I heard it on the Radio in GTA Vice city and it tickled me slightly.

The Xploder Hunting knife: "This knife killed 20,000 people in Cambodia. Now, you can too!

LoL.

ITS NEVER WARM HERE! BE GREATFUL!!!

and fish paste

Whirring PC - Fan

(in college)

Urb jumps back to life

...went to jim's gym...

made a little love, and got down tonight... Sorry ...

Urb commits suicide

Keep this thread alive! Oh wait.

WHERE'S MINE!?!?

which was then put in Gordon's sandwiches because he teleported in out of nowhere.

...Yes, not only did they taste bad but they were on strike...
(ha got both of your meanings cleared)

...testicles. Meanwhile in the Cheese experimentation labs...

I'm havin some of that!

Shines knuckle dusters and joins riot

HL2 SourceSounds - HL2_song14

Votes counted. A it is.

Firstly before i start working on, What do you guys think? Detailed enough? Can you picture it. Does it sound like a good story.

snowed 5 times, didn't settle got bored and did some coursework. Now its dark and cold (21:37pm)

WE HAVE TO TRY CAPTAIN!

Half-overcast, half blue, with strange suffuse light.

Eh?

one thing i'd change about HL2 would be to take out the vehicles. Route Canal and Highway 17 could have lasted so much longer.

lol

We in the UK were promised 6 inches... OF SNOW!

I have seen about 1cm of it. For about an hour. Then it melted. Today, well its cold yet sunny. (12:27pm)