The whole "proudly liberal" thing that stillkeeps cropping up now and again was funny too.
Also, jahzzy jehffs far out perspective on EVERYTHING was great. That man should post more.
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PaLO + Jahzel (and occasionally the rest of us) vs. Anonymous poster was funny in hindsight, but I remember getting REALLY wound up by it at the time. Anonymous is on my punch-in-the-face-if-i-ever-meet-him list, so if he's still about (whichever original member it was), step up sir!
The whole "proudly liberal" thing that stillkeeps cropping up now and again was funny too.
Also, jahzzy jehffs far out perspective on EVERYTHING was great. That man should post more.
The whole "proudly liberal" thing that stillkeeps cropping up now and again was funny too.
Also, jahzzy jehffs far out perspective on EVERYTHING was great. That man should post more.
The info_pwned debacle!. Unfortunately I can't find any irc logs or threads from the time.
My score was actually 179.09 seconds
I survived 2145.117.. no joke.I think we're disqualified on the grounds that our computers are shit or we had some DARPA project in the cycles
My score was actually 179.09 seconds, however I think it was simply slower on my machine.
EDIT: linkage might help...
EDIT: linkage might help...
Pfft, someone needs a life if they typed all THAT out.
- runs
I found your Awards so poorly made that I reported them as offensive to imageshack. What a complete waste of my time this thread was.
Funny stuff! Lucky you weren't recording "bomb activated" or something, you'd end up in Guantanamo Bay!
I never thought I'd get another chance to use this again:
You've made my day.
I actually assumed that JC was making a witty yet surreal analogy.
Satch: I think it basically shows that America's Ambulance chasers have saturated that entire sector. Its slightly reassuring to know that there still are standards.
Satch: I think it basically shows that America's Ambulance chasers have saturated that entire sector. Its slightly reassuring to know that there still are standards.
The Hunter:
Urb, papers can say whatever they want, the one think they dont have to do is apologise (or if they do its page 16 in 8 font).Its the nature of the beast.
The Wierdo's Have Landed.Motherfu- I honestly didn't notice it. Ok then this thread coulda stopped a while back. I actually read through ALL of them, so I dunno how I missed it.
*bows down to Urb.
Urb, papers can say whatever they want, the one think they dont have to do is apologise (or if they do its page 16 in 8 font).
TEAM NEWS?? Can I have you and your fiance's autograph? Make it out to my mum shes a big fan....its spelt "M E P H S" etc.
Still, beats being on Crimewatch, eh?
TEAM NEWS?? Can I have you and your fiance's autograph? Make it out to my mum shes a big fan....its spelt "M E P H S" etc.
Still, beats being on Crimewatch, eh?
So far, I do declare that I'm landing, considering the fact that its both a play on a famous phrase AND related to the people posting within the thread, as well as being a valid alternate abbreviation. Bow down.
Hello Mephs! This is your 1215th login.
A pointless thread, but well all love posting our login times, c'mon admit it!
A pointless thread, but well all love posting our login times, c'mon admit it!
- looks at the many curious and pointless responses and decides:
Definately one for the scrapbook Urb (just so long as you don't have a supermarket themed wedding!), congrats.
However you gave the papers too much ammo for making corny jokes and puns such as "checking each other out in the checkout".
Next TWHLer to propose, I suggest doing so in some kind of water desalinization plant and make those lazy bastard journalists WORK for their crust.
However you gave the papers too much ammo for making corny jokes and puns such as "checking each other out in the checkout".
Next TWHLer to propose, I suggest doing so in some kind of water desalinization plant and make those lazy bastard journalists WORK for their crust.
Once it seemed clear that Austin, Texas, lawyer Harry Whittington would survive getting accidentally shot by Vice President Dick Cheney,Yeah but he did have a heart attack of some sort, though. I'd take the more serious stance and ask just how trustworthy a government is when they cover up shootings like this by high ranking officials. And by coverup I mean that Cheney himself had no intention of ever mentioning it, it was the lobbyist he was schmoozing with who made the call.
Who would honestly bother re-reviewing a map, though? Other than a handful of cliques voting for their mates maps.
I don't see any reason to have more than 5 stars for an overall review. If, however it was broken down into various aspects of the map, then it would need a higher overall rating for averaging purposes.
But anything above 5 stars gets pointless without a total breakdown of why it is, for example, a 6 instead of a 7 star map.
I used to find games magazines that gave percentages without any breakdown confusing as hell, like saying a game was exactly a 74% good game but leaving the reader to conclude that this number was pulled out of the reviewers ass!
But anything above 5 stars gets pointless without a total breakdown of why it is, for example, a 6 instead of a 7 star map.
I used to find games magazines that gave percentages without any breakdown confusing as hell, like saying a game was exactly a 74% good game but leaving the reader to conclude that this number was pulled out of the reviewers ass!
Is the water supposed to be moving?
Have you set a Lip value?
Have you set a Lip value?
YOu should never find hilarity out of a little kid crying for something some dick head did.No, you shouldn't, but we still do.
I freaked similarly without the tears though the first time I saw one of those.EDIT: Actually, it woulda been funnier had the screamy face came up on the flash at the end of the kid crying. Woulda served us right.
WHat I meant in my post was people who are new to mapping judging someone elses map and giving it negative scores based on faulty beliefs. I dont judge people.Saying someones beliefs are faulty IS judging them.
Call an "airstrike" type thing like in dm_crossfire? I'm stumped.
The oldies are the goodies:
I hate u myg0t!
Badgers
Favourite flash song:
Looking For My Leopard
Forgot my own, first flash attempt:
Robopope
I hate u myg0t!
Badgers
Favourite flash song:
Looking For My Leopard
Forgot my own, first flash attempt:
Robopope
Indeed. I miss "Imploding Marvin" 
Heh, this is like the Half-Life equivelant of the Darwin Awards 
Snarking myself is always a good way to go. Also I throw like a girl when it comes to grenades.
Curse you, depth perception! Curse you!
Snarking myself is always a good way to go. Also I throw like a girl when it comes to grenades.
Curse you, depth perception! Curse you!
My religious beliefs (never faith, but I'm hoping to find something to grap onto soon) are always changing. Today I could say atheist and laugh at you, tomorrow I'm not so sure. Point is, I'm doubting religions and It's working for me now. But I've jumped from too many ideas to take heed to, other than the one idea that you should be skeptical. Ironically I pray.
No. I haven't. The most I built when I was younger was a rubber band gun, which has a capability of blinding people at a large distance for some reason (a piece of wood with the belt from a washing machine stretched a lot btw). The only other monstrousity I ever made was a cannon from a pringles can fueled with lighter fluid.
I'd be interested to know if your contraption works, and if so, video/photo please!
I'd be interested to know if your contraption works, and if so, video/photo please!
Full Name : Sean
Age: 22
Self Classification: I try not to.
Education: 8 GCSEs, dropped out of AVCE/GNVQ ICT and AS/A level psychology. Did psychology night classes...dropped out. Did an administration GNVQ...dropped out. Open university Social sciences... (you get the picture). Doing an admin course in january.
(Interests)
Hobbies: Alcoholism, drug taking and whining about it on IRC.
(Other)
Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: Yes.
Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: Seven sexual partners, 3 serious relationships.
Things that make you smile: Shit happenning to other people.
Things that make you really laugh out loud: Mainly standup comedy. The biggest laugh I ever had was an old woman falling flat on her back in a cartoon style (as in vertical to horizontal with no stumbling or grabbing things). I literally laughed my ass off howling and pointed. Noone else did, since I was in a bank.
Things that well and truely piss you off: A psychotic woman and gang of drunken men who want to kill me due to a neighbourly despute of sorts. (YES, my arch nemisis is a woman!)
Photo:
Age: 22
Self Classification: I try not to.
Education: 8 GCSEs, dropped out of AVCE/GNVQ ICT and AS/A level psychology. Did psychology night classes...dropped out. Did an administration GNVQ...dropped out. Open university Social sciences... (you get the picture). Doing an admin course in january.
(Interests)
Hobbies: Alcoholism, drug taking and whining about it on IRC.
(Other)
Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: Yes.
Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: Seven sexual partners, 3 serious relationships.
Things that make you smile: Shit happenning to other people.
Things that make you really laugh out loud: Mainly standup comedy. The biggest laugh I ever had was an old woman falling flat on her back in a cartoon style (as in vertical to horizontal with no stumbling or grabbing things). I literally laughed my ass off howling and pointed. Noone else did, since I was in a bank.
Things that well and truely piss you off: A psychotic woman and gang of drunken men who want to kill me due to a neighbourly despute of sorts. (YES, my arch nemisis is a woman!)
Photo:
I've never felt so alone in all my life.
Just to make one or two small 'improvements' would entail learning a lot in modelling and coding, which I doubt you'd ever get round to!
well , it's just a tube with two handles stuck on the side. Why can't it be like an Arm Canon (Metroid) Or the starnge gungle splurt thingy. (Unreal tournament + 2004) I would Love it if someone helped me.To recap:
Just to make one or two small 'improvements' would entail learning a lot in modelling and coding, which I doubt you'd ever get round to!
Habboi, you still haven't reached the age where you'll look back on shit you've said and done and realised JUST how skin crawlingly bad it was. I'm telling you man, you'll self mutilate in a years time.
That's about an awful lot of questions. Modeling and coding, and since you don't know which "programs to use" i'd simply say its more trouble and effort than its worth. Just to make one or two small 'improvements' would entail learning a lot in modelling and coding, which I doubt you'd ever get round to!
Whats boring about the gluon gun?
Whats boring about the gluon gun?
I'm not sure that Ciggy qualifies as an animal.Carcinogens have feelings too. Ciggy says he want to "fuck you with a knife", not my words, his. He's a naughty, naughty ciggy!
Thats a brilliant bit of investigoogling you've done there.
However, am I the only person that gets wild paranoid about this kind of shit just in case somehow you become famous and dont want dirt thrown at you? That sounds conceited, but I'll put money on the fact that in less than 5 years from now, newspaper gossip columns will be filled with things like internet alias shenanigans traced back to the likes of bill gates and hollywood types etc.
And 4thgen, you have to show us something of yourself now, its only fair! Its like your TWHL's very own Karl fucking Rove!
However, am I the only person that gets wild paranoid about this kind of shit just in case somehow you become famous and dont want dirt thrown at you? That sounds conceited, but I'll put money on the fact that in less than 5 years from now, newspaper gossip columns will be filled with things like internet alias shenanigans traced back to the likes of bill gates and hollywood types etc.
And 4thgen, you have to show us something of yourself now, its only fair! Its like your TWHL's very own Karl fucking Rove!
Cheap shot!
And yes it DID make me jump, like every other one of its kind...why am I so fucking gullible?
And yes it DID make me jump, like every other one of its kind...why am I so fucking gullible?
Found it! (hiding secrets in photos is a shameless ploy to get people to look at them properly, instead of just glance at them. Keep up the good work!)
Just so as this thread doesn't entirely go to waste:
This is the TRUE saviour of TWHL. Bow down to the kitten with the "lasers". 
(PS. If this is advertising just close it)I think the onus of stupid posts is on the poster not to post them in the first place, rather than trial and error idiocy.
I once had a job interview when the man tried to sexually harass me! Stupid jerk. unhappy -Yeah, pimps can be real assholes.
Just kidding,
Aphex Twin - Milkman (Can't help but associate it with fat-pie now)
Underworld - Born Slippy (NUXX)
#Mega Mega White Thing Mega Mega White Thing Mega Mega White Thing Shouting Lager Lager Lager Lager#
#Mega Mega White Thing Mega Mega White Thing Mega Mega White Thing Shouting Lager Lager Lager Lager#
I had one on Tuesday actually. Its a placement funded by the government to get me out to work while I do I NVQ III course. I'm supposed to be starting on the 3rd of January, but there is some uncertainty about the days I'll be studying and the days the place will be able to 'fit me in' to work (they make it sound like THEYRE doing ME a favour by letting me work for fuck all).
I'm crap at interviews, I start to waffle like a madman (anyone whos ever seen Trainspotting; Picture the Spud interview after he takes "a little dab o speed, man" ).
The worst interview was when I went for a position as a Lab Assistant and then they asked me a few questions and realised I hadn't a fucking NOTION about working in a lab!
I've had about five or six job interviews, which isn't a lot. There more you've done, the easier they get.
I'm crap at interviews, I start to waffle like a madman (anyone whos ever seen Trainspotting; Picture the Spud interview after he takes "a little dab o speed, man"
). The worst interview was when I went for a position as a Lab Assistant and then they asked me a few questions and realised I hadn't a fucking NOTION about working in a lab!
I've had about five or six job interviews, which isn't a lot. There more you've done, the easier they get.
joke,do not take seriously like you guys usually doEven by putting that on the end of your post, you still look like a bit of a cunt, saco.
And by 'keep the maps identical, I'd assume that means that when the level changes, whatever brush the monster was standing on should have one in the same position in the next map, to stop it falling off. Same places and dimensions within that area.
I love this kind of stuff!! For some reason I find broken down machinery and smashed up things (fairly lifeless) things look brilliant in photos.
My favs were:
1st: The shard of glass on the ground.
2nd: The chimney.
3rd: The silikon butterfly one, as I say, ruined by the butterfly, but I'm sure hippies would love it.
This one picture sums up the character of the whole surrounding area. My favourite shot yet.Brilliant, but it seemed a big "save our planet". The butterfly ruined it
My favs were:
1st: The shard of glass on the ground.
2nd: The chimney.
3rd: The silikon butterfly one, as I say, ruined by the butterfly, but I'm sure hippies would love it.
was that an actual language, cause I could read it,No, it was 100% Russian, but you still read it, you bilingual sexpot you.
Personally I thought it was funnier than the other comics, but it lacked one thing: THE ABILITY TO FUCKING DOWNLOAD IT ON 56K. Change those images to at LEAST 40% size and you can post them.
But it seriously does put me in mind of a local guy who just demanded "GOT MONEY!"
Worst beggar, EVER.
But it seriously does put me in mind of a local guy who just demanded "GOT MONEY!"
Worst beggar, EVER.
ZING!
Gorillaz - DARE
I dont know why, but my musical tastes have softened, although I've always spanned genres.
I dont know why, but my musical tastes have softened, although I've always spanned genres.