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Posted 18 years ago2005-08-04 13:28:38 UTC
in Extreme Hammer Lag Post #125924
Its probably unrelated, but a while ago I uninstalled HL1 and hammer (I say uninstalled, i mean formatted). Since then I've been getting MASSIVE lg where at one stage a 6mb map was bearable. I don't know the reason for it on my part, since I have LESS running than I did. Occasionally I get a swapspace problem I doubt you do elon. But my pennies worth...
Posted 18 years ago2005-08-04 11:58:44 UTC
in Your Voice Post #125910
14 and dont drink? :S Get a life
Dudes, he might be suffering from a stroke, dont laugh...

:lol:
Posted 18 years ago2005-08-04 11:20:41 UTC
in old games poll Post #125904
1.3mb? Seems light, even for such a game.

Thanks though! :)
Posted 18 years ago2005-08-04 11:09:38 UTC
in Error!! Post #125901
If it was in freaky lights, i see it, dont worry, it just stops the same post being posted again. If it was a different one, then its a bug that needs fixed.
Posted 18 years ago2005-08-04 10:58:06 UTC
in Xen Assault [HL1] Post #125896
No we are not gonna release any playable previews?Instead of that,we are gonna release a video-demo.
I'm so uninterested by that, it hurts. Pity. I'll just have to wait for the finished product then.
Posted 18 years ago2005-08-04 10:08:27 UTC
in Song you're listening to now Post #125886
The Prodigy - Spitfire... Love that song...
Personally, off the album I love Action Radar. It sounds insane. But I love the kind of explosive beat in spitfire (those UK ones who havent heard it, its the back track to the guinness add where the guy is sanding outside a bar in the rain).
Posted 18 years ago2005-08-04 09:58:34 UTC
in Your Voice Post #125881
You actually sound...normal.
Posted 18 years ago2005-08-04 08:53:25 UTC
in old games poll Post #125857
www.abandonia.com is my favourite site for old abandonware and DOS games. However, only pay attention to the editors rating, not the user ratings, its terribly abused, it would seem.
Posted 18 years ago2005-08-04 08:51:16 UTC
in Song you're listening to now Post #125856
Life with the Thrill Kill Cult - Sex on Wheels
Posted 18 years ago2005-08-04 08:48:21 UTC
in Your Voice Post #125855
http://freehost22.websamba.com/variouscrap/jp-209.html <--- all me.

"The man of a thousand voices" they call me. A thousand crap ones. :D
Posted 18 years ago2005-08-03 11:12:36 UTC
in just an idea Post #125686
You'll always find a hard time getting a modelling or a coder. Not that they are really rare, its just that making a map is one thing, but making a model, or an entire code for something that might never happen would have no satisfaction in it at all.

If you note how many models were all made in the original halflife and weren't even used by a big organised company, you can understand how dubious a modeller would be.

Google for replacement weapon models for half life.
Posted 18 years ago2005-08-03 11:04:45 UTC
in Xen Assault [HL1] Post #125685
Any kind of playable previews yet? even a boxed off part of a map would be nice (eg, whatever map your working on, make brick walls round it to run around that part) Screenies can never quite do it like in game can.
Posted 18 years ago2005-08-03 10:44:04 UTC
in Dumbest Female Ever? Post #125678
She was late for the departure and the prosecution accused her of asking friend Angela Forster to say there was a bomb on board in the hope the flight would be delayed.
Fuck her. Airport people are paranoid as it fucking is. They can't make jokes thanks to Bush and Blairs conjoined police state. Otherwise it would have been a funny joke.

I bet all Jihadi's are loving this. The panic caused by a joke.
Posted 18 years ago2005-08-03 10:31:11 UTC
in IRC logs :) Post #125669
Personally, though you might have to remove the foobar, etc stuff to make it seem more official, its an excellent IRC tut. I read through like a newbie, and could easily get on IRC using it.

Only thing, you should mention the "Fill in your details" step, which automatically comes up on first run for all programs I know of. You forgot to say about alt+z making your text reverse in mIRC though. :cool:
Posted 18 years ago2005-08-03 10:16:59 UTC
in Competition 14 Post #125662
Its full of adds and stuff. Take a screen grab por favor.
Posted 18 years ago2005-08-03 09:25:08 UTC
in Competition 14 Post #125644
The basic set-up is the same; what works for WON HL will work on Steam (although the custom menu stuff doesn't work any more, sadly).
I never knew that.
  • Shakes fist at steam!
I had planned, and drawn out what I was going to map (a sci-fi Mr Burns style office with an opening floor which brings a large executive table with various scientists on it from the floor below, and a trapdoor opening button on the big desk) but alas, like everything else in TWHL I'll probably fail to finish it in time, since I've other stuff to attend to. So far all I've got is a door and a .wav file that says "breen" in the VOX voice (spliced from BREached.wav and seventEEN.wav). Oh well...
Posted 18 years ago2005-08-03 08:55:05 UTC
in Changing Objectives Post #125634
Well, to be honest I don't know EXACTLY what you need to do tbh (not that I'm of much help.). But I'm sure there still snippets of good coding stuff around. If not, look through the code untill you find something that looks like it might have something to do with it and google that (assuming you actually know c++).

http://www.planethalflife.com/hlprogramming/tutorials.asp#mp <--- Found nothing specific there, but since I'm not sure what your looking for I'm kinda in the dark.
Posted 18 years ago2005-08-02 14:07:18 UTC
in Married Post #125427
Oh, do moderators on game sites go for Asian boys who look like Asian girls?

*runs faster...into a lamppost.
This post was made on a thread that has been deleted.
Posted 18 years ago2005-08-02 12:50:18 UTC
in Avatars Post #125417
....my mother always told me that if you've nothing nice to say you should say nothing.

*says nothing about daubsters av :P
Posted 18 years ago2005-08-02 12:48:59 UTC
in Married Post #125416
satchmo put your 'thing' for asian girls away then.

*runs

Actually that is true. I've a long rant about why white men like asians but....I can't be arsed.
Posted 18 years ago2005-08-02 12:45:10 UTC
in old games poll Post #125413
Double posting earlier. Thats what the edit button is for...If someone doesn't post under you first. :D
Posted 18 years ago2005-08-02 12:42:33 UTC
in Changing Objectives Post #125412
http://www.planethalflife.com/botman/MOD_FAQ.shtml

maybe, I dunno if half the links at the bottom still work though.
Posted 18 years ago2005-08-02 12:31:19 UTC
in More Screenshots Post #125405
Imagery is one thing that TWHL does lack. Only rabid even bothers putting images on the front page, which brightens it up nicely.
Posted 18 years ago2005-08-02 12:25:56 UTC
in Avatars Post #125403
S'better than S'evenths. S'it is. :lol:
This post was made on a thread that has been deleted.
Posted 18 years ago2005-08-02 12:16:28 UTC
in sky problem Post #125396
I misread alex's post, i thought it was a question instead of a statement. But of course you had to post and stop me editing out my own stupidity. :D
Posted 18 years ago2005-08-02 12:13:35 UTC
in sky problem Post #125394
it is. :D
Posted 18 years ago2005-08-02 11:13:38 UTC
in sky problem Post #125368
Confusing... upload your rmf to the problem mapvault and I'll see how it looks on my end, sir. :)
Posted 18 years ago2005-08-02 11:00:58 UTC
in old games poll Post #125360
For some reason ive been playing Settlers2 non stop all day and all last night...

I always thought Lost Vikings was just a faster version of Humans. :D
Posted 18 years ago2005-08-02 10:57:35 UTC
in unusual problem Post #125359
Hah, actually I've got the file access problems on occasion too. But I don't use through steam so it couldnt be a long path problem. I had put it down to the total bugginess of my computer.

Mephs' one size fits all answer: Copy and paste into a new map and save it. I don't know why the hell it works, but it usually does for me. :)
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-31 11:46:40 UTC
in I need your photos! Post #124934
Damn foriegners, coming over here, stealing our jobs, derailing our topics... :lol:
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-31 11:25:33 UTC
in Which countries have you visited? Post #124930
I wonder if, combined with everyones visited locations, TWHL could make that whole thing red....
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-31 09:34:21 UTC
in Creative Commons beer Post #124885
by THAT I mean Carlsberg. I think most womens pussys are already equipped with the piss tasting feature :(
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-31 09:09:53 UTC
in Creative Commons beer Post #124880
That's all fine and well, but if I were to develop and drinking games while using it, I'd have to release that too. But I love the idea of open source outside of computers. I've often though that if I were to develop a cure for AIDS or something I'd have it open source. That way people would get cured far faster, instead of all the red tape, crap dictatorships etc blocking it.

I bet it tastes like piss though. Carslberg however doesnt. If they can develop a womans pussy that tastes like that, THEN I'll be interested. :D
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-31 08:57:47 UTC
in Map over 1MB?! Post #124877
Aren't we all such great people?

*pats himself and others on the back. :cool:
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-30 12:07:39 UTC
in Map over 1MB?! Post #124706
email me at mephs@yahoo.com and ill email you the link, sir :)
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-30 11:56:39 UTC
in Map over 1MB?! Post #124704
I'll host, it if you need to...
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-30 11:46:33 UTC
in OMG no!! New Avitar for Bratty! Post #124699
Alexs new av makes me cry. Its HIDEOUS!!! :aghast:
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-30 11:22:10 UTC
in London Post #124686
Nah, still comic. :D
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-30 11:13:34 UTC
in whatsnew.co.uk Post #124681
whatsnew.co.uk is already owned, I seriously doubt you'd ever get it, unless you have like ?10,000 to fork out. :)
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-30 11:11:47 UTC
in London Post #124680
Paralysing darts? Dude, a dark that instantly stops someone moving is scifi! (if it werent I'd use it instead of rohypnol for my 'dates')

Tasers = electric.

charge + explosives = boom (police wouldnt even risk it with plastique)

Unless the had been watching him the entire day and knew 100% he wasnt carrying, I don't see how the hell they would try that.
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-30 10:54:38 UTC
in London Post #124677
Ok, question:
SHOOT someone who MIGHT be a terrorist, yet TASER someone who almost definately IS and might be strapped with explosives? What gives?
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-28 20:14:48 UTC
in London Post #124275
Ok, I opened a debate that various people who havent read through prison planet have picked up on.

Now you all have. But j3r3my3 id belive any kind of satanic space alien conspiracy over your own governments propaganda any day.

STILL, in this age of the internet so americans dont see the rest of the world beyond their fucking propaganda.

And the sad thing is, if I make an example of communist propaganda, which im sure every US citizen or at least their parents saw, you'd recoil, not in terror, but in the shear idiocy of it all from OUTSIDE IT...soviets didnt fucking laugh...

America is the EXACT SAME THING. Pointless trying to poke wholes in your propaganda, its Orwellian in its strangle hold.

Go on. Read George Orwells 1984, I'll tell by your next post if you did, kiddo. Otherwise, you've no place in this thread (another right wing one, of course, feel free)
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-28 15:57:59 UTC
in London Post #124182
Actually, I trust the BBC almost completely.

They've nothing to lose afterall, the public, not corporations underwrite them (although they got their fingers burnt over that Andrew Gilligan thing, but the BBC came out fighting. The only thing I don't like is the fact that the BBC DID seem to let it drop...)
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-28 14:13:21 UTC
in London Post #124155
User posted image
Best. Smilie. Ever.

*runs away again. :lol:
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-28 08:42:19 UTC
in London Post #124096
What's the difference between Cockneys and Smarties?
Smarties don't blow up in the tube!

*runs
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-28 08:13:23 UTC
in London Post #124087
Well, you double posted previously when you could have edited. So THERE!! :thefinger:

:lol:

whatreallyhappened.com is quite good.
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-28 08:07:17 UTC
in London Post #124084
Conspiracy nuts generally choke the few little gems of truth with "...and UFOs did it cause Saddam is a space lizard dissident..." GOD!

Conspiracy sites generally talk shit and make it confusing to find out fact from Government reports by throwing random fantasies into the equation. So there! :thefinger:
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-28 05:08:51 UTC
in Development News Post #124044
Shouldn't the 'Contact us' page include a link to send PMs too? Though I doubt you'd contact atom through it. :)