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Mind you, you do get idiots who post stuff as bad as this:
This is supposed to be a dyson hover (?) 
No no no no no!
Don't listen to these people. The best prefab site out there is here:
http://www.ejoop.com/pfl
Don't listen to these people. The best prefab site out there is here:
http://www.ejoop.com/pfl
Basically It means VHE is fcked and you need to re-install it - hey you just said that
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Michael Jackson's nose reminds me of Pokemon, dont know why
My first map was a bit of a mish mash. It was a badly done (It was great at the time!) lab/pffice complex type thing with this glass walkway bridge going across this big hallway. It seemed like it was the dog's bollocks back then but thinking about it, it certainly was not. Because I was new, I had no knowledge of the correct scales and dimensions HL uses, so I used to 'guess'. I also used to think that you had to use the carving tool and hollow tool alot to make rooms etc. I also used to be so nervous about compliling, I didnt understand any of it but I just 'went' along with it.
Bono estente
Yo realmente no s? lo que exactamente yo quiz?s est? diciendo en este momento porque hablo bollocks absoluto. Uno m?s cosa, en el sujeto del desempe?o, Chris Waddle no es un bastardo y usted eth eth eth...ethethetheth...eth..sabe hace usted. ?Pero de todos modos, acerca de qu? el infierno es este poste verdaderamente?
Yo realmente no s? lo que exactamente yo quiz?s est? diciendo en este momento porque hablo bollocks absoluto. Uno m?s cosa, en el sujeto del desempe?o, Chris Waddle no es un bastardo y usted eth eth eth...ethethetheth...eth..sabe hace usted. ?Pero de todos modos, acerca de qu? el infierno es este poste verdaderamente?
Thats it. Well err, yeah thats my map so far... It's a sort of millitary base. I could email you some screens if you want.
errr, got an email from flayra once - yeah he's kinda famous isnt ee? You know with Natural Selection an all? yeah? :
But does anyone want to help me make this single player map?
For some reason it is called 'Skunkworks', (I dont know why) and I have already made two sections of it which work and play correctly. If anyones interested I'll email you some screenshots of this thing so far.
For some reason it is called 'Skunkworks', (I dont know why) and I have already made two sections of it which work and play correctly. If anyones interested I'll email you some screenshots of this thing so far.
"hm.. not that much.. 3-5 hours prob.."
I'll go with that.
I'll go with that.
Alright then...
yeah, guilty of thinking that it would make an excellent hl map (I reckon so!)
Nice one, cheers. 
I said 'IF you were' not 'When you are'.
...bah.
How about a mod where you have to battle it against the evil curse of the monkey plague and Seventh-Monkey is like the evil scientist who created the epidemic, kind of like Resident Evil but with Resident Monkeys?
Trainz ( 
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)I know exactly what this is, I had the same problem.
All I did was type in the console - gl_polyoffset 1.0 and the decal appeared normally.
It really depends on you graphics card etc. This info can be found in the main Half-life Readme.
All I did was type in the console - gl_polyoffset 1.0 and the decal appeared normally.
It really depends on you graphics card etc. This info can be found in the main Half-life Readme.
The other day I was making a grunt with one of my turrets, (I use Spirit alot now) but the thing is, I can't seem to work out how to get the god damn turret to stop firing at you when the grunt dies - even if the turret is STILL controllable!
I did everything required, but this is where I think I am going wrong - I put in the grunt's properties the 'Trigger When Death' thing, and the name of my gun. The Turret is set on active ( I thought it deactivates if you trigger it ) but it doesnt. WTF!
I did everything required, but this is where I think I am going wrong - I put in the grunt's properties the 'Trigger When Death' thing, and the name of my gun. The Turret is set on active ( I thought it deactivates if you trigger it ) but it doesnt. WTF!
The point is, never use winbspc12. It's rubbish, unreliable, doesn't generally work... and it's ugly too.
One more thing. Never trust a guy who has 'Atari' as his avatar.
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YOU KNOW when you've been playing too much Half-Life if:
-You are John Connor in Terminator 3, and you reach the Crystal Peak, and instead of saving the world you take loads of digital photographs of the place thinking it'll make a great half-life level...
[Guilty of THINKING that!]
-You are John Connor in Terminator 3, and you reach the Crystal Peak, and instead of saving the world you take loads of digital photographs of the place thinking it'll make a great half-life level...
[Guilty of THINKING that!]
Actually no, you are wrong, you see Vassy was booked into 'Proffessor Stange's International Chimpanzee Research Clinic', that's where the rest of em' came from, you know like SeventhMonkey etc.
Good. Thank god I'm not the only one who knows about such matters.
ask vassy - infact dont, he'll probably turn all weird.
actually, I think I may by obliged to change my recent 'grunt' SD model to something a bit more realistic
I bet that monkey.wad is pretty cool 
-Rahzonkey_man
-Rhesusahzel
Oh no I just realised, I have become infected, this must be why I am even trying to think of a monkey name!
No....NO.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
-Rhesusahzel
Oh no I just realised, I have become infected, this must be why I am even trying to think of a monkey name!
No....NO.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
First of all, can I ask you people a few questions:
Pepper - What's Game Maker like and is it good?
and
ZombieLoffe - Why do you have something on your desktop that say's 'All-Seeying Eye' - do you also know about the Illuminati etc?
Pepper - What's Game Maker like and is it good?
and
ZombieLoffe - Why do you have something on your desktop that say's 'All-Seeying Eye' - do you also know about the Illuminati etc?
Oh and one more thing - when you actually dream about half-life, that's actually happened to me before, now that's insane.
There are some strange similarities - I mean you got the big ass void -> space, you got a whole lot of shoeboxes -> buildings, and the rest I'll think about in a minute.
Man you dunno.. I got these decent new SD grunts with laser scopes and dark cammo, man they kick ass
yea. This IS perhaps one of thee best half-life sites available. Planethalflife is aswell, obviously..
-when you visit www.planethalflife.com every day, without fail, seven days a week...
Yea I love those models. But I have to say, I got the alien versus predator style models to replace my scientists and barneys, and the max payne ammo pickups, and they all look pretty good in game
Exactly.
I use half-life model viewer. Atleast you can export the original skins off models, change them, and save your new model.
I want to know, who in the right mind chanced upon this recipe?
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Alright, the next one is....
You know when you've been tangoed when:
You know when you've been tangoed when:
You know when you've been playing half-life too much when you are still playing it even after several years! Man it's a long time! 
You know when you've been playing too much Counter-Strike when:
-When you start to watch 'World's Wildest Police Videos 5'
-When you bother to watch cheesy action films just to see if there might be a good CS map based on it.
-When you make a Bomb Defusal map based on the place you hate the most
-When you make a Hostage Rescue map based around the people you dislike
-When you cant be bothered to learn how to place pod-bot waypoints in your map properly because it's too much of an effort and wonder why your bots dont do anything - (I'm guilty of that!
)
-When you start to watch 'World's Wildest Police Videos 5'
-When you bother to watch cheesy action films just to see if there might be a good CS map based on it.
-When you make a Bomb Defusal map based on the place you hate the most
-When you make a Hostage Rescue map based around the people you dislike
-When you cant be bothered to learn how to place pod-bot waypoints in your map properly because it's too much of an effort and wonder why your bots dont do anything - (I'm guilty of that!
)Now come on, how many times have you done that?
-when you attempt to fly through the walls of your house because you think you put the NOCLIP cheat on
-when you get arrested for smashing coke machines with a crowbar
-when you buy a new home and decide to 'dirty-it-up' instead of decorate it
-when you raise your lower arm in the air as you stand idle
-when you try to press the 'use' button on every friendly person you encounter
-when you start wondering whether you could climb through air ducts you see
-when you get arrested for smashing coke machines with a crowbar
-when you buy a new home and decide to 'dirty-it-up' instead of decorate it
-when you raise your lower arm in the air as you stand idle
-when you try to press the 'use' button on every friendly person you encounter
-when you start wondering whether you could climb through air ducts you see
what is this monkey-naming epidemic I see before me? 
You know what, I don't understand anything to do with coding - the thought alone sends shivers right down my spine