I thought it was suspicious....
You weren't in the team! :
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I knew this one, but I change the Essex girls part to the name of someone in my class... 
Catholic, i think.... 
Nu-uh.... It's true... 
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.Great blonde jokes, j3r3my!!
Wow! For a HL1 mod it looks great! (Judging by the screenies)
At first i thought it was for source or HL2! The enviroments r really niiice...
At first i thought it was for source or HL2! The enviroments r really niiice...
started orgies with all kinds of animals and freeman shoved his crowbar up his arse in disgust.
Then he dropped him... But thet didn't do any good! Haggis' face was even more terrible than before! Jacko became soo angry and so jealous so that he screwed a zombie and turned into
Allright, yer turn, J3r3my...
Ok, J3r3my.. Your turn 
I'm proudly christian!
I'm proudly christian!
He was veeery mad at haggis! Jacko was jealous of haggis, because haggis' plastic surgery was better than his. So with big anger jacko...
Nice... Heres another 1 bout cpus
Abort, Retry, Ignore, Delete. The life of a unlucky woman, who ended it with suicide...
Abort, Retry, Ignore, Delete. The life of a unlucky woman, who ended it with suicide...
kill those UN bastards! The guinny pigs attacked the UN main base and the UN was powerless. The guinny pigs were victorious! But then... The ground began to shake and out of the sewers came JACKO! He was armed with...
use THE FORCE to spawn
Whatever... I'm still proudly christian... :
Hey, maybe I should put this on my avatar?
Hey, maybe I should put this on my avatar?
So does your zombie just break the window, or does it break the window and then go through it?
ooh... Howabout a env_shooter to shoot some gibs?
Hey! We posted at the same time, hrny!
"I wonder if it's time for tea?"
Nope, thats my great-great grandma trying to tell me a story before bed...
(I'm glad I don't have one, tho)
(I'm glad I don't have one, tho)
Kick jesus in the balls??? Zombieloffe... You'll burn in hell for this... imagines how zombieloffe screams while being burned in a furnance
Whoops, spelled weird wrong... 
Strange that the briefcase actually has somethin inside, but theres no sequence, where the Gman opens it...
Wierd
Wierd
Greenday - American idiot
I knew this tutorial, andy...
So please - anyone. In words understandable to a noob, how do i make the pylon break when it reaches ground?
So please - anyone. In words understandable to a noob, how do i make the pylon break when it reaches ground?
head and legs
So lets just blame the ones who named it and pretend nothing happened
Yea, I'd like to meet those crazy dictators too...
But am I the only one who wants to kick jacko??? 
But am I the only one who wants to kick jacko???
Acne.... Bummer.
I dunno... It's clearly written
Song name: America :
Song name: America :
Did you notice Alyx's back in the hydra pic? It looks untextured...
Snoop Dogg - Drop it like it's hot
Lol, I spelled it right.
It says Rammstein - America in my mp3 name! I know that its spelled "Amerika" in german
It says Rammstein - America in my mp3 name! I know that its spelled "Amerika" in german
Oh oh! Almost forgot! I'd also like to meet Frank Zappa...
If seriously - then I'd like 2 meet some1 like Jacko and kick him in the balls!
Also I'd like to meet Hitler and maybe Carmen Electra....
Also I'd like to meet Hitler and maybe Carmen Electra....
Hahaha! Great!
Heres another 1 bout cpus
How did the chess-playing computer beat Kasparov?
The computer made a check and got lagged.
Heres another 1 bout cpus
How did the chess-playing computer beat Kasparov?
The computer made a check and got lagged.
I dunno bout XP, I have 2k, but try goin to: MY Computer/Control Pannel/Folder Options > file types. You should get a list of files, which are in the system... Maybe theres somethin wrong with them? Try checking the all functions - maybe you'll get good results...
Heres one bout windows
One guy bought a futuristic car with WindowsXP installed as a operating system on the cars' main computer. So the guy starts cruisin' thru town and stops at a drive-in. Then he sees the most beautiful blonde-haired,big-tit,beautiful woman in a bikini, passing through the front of his car. The computer gives a message:
"If you want to save this wiew as your front-window background, press your accelerator!"
One guy bought a futuristic car with WindowsXP installed as a operating system on the cars' main computer. So the guy starts cruisin' thru town and stops at a drive-in. Then he sees the most beautiful blonde-haired,big-tit,beautiful woman in a bikini, passing through the front of his car. The computer gives a message:
"If you want to save this wiew as your front-window background, press your accelerator!"
Guess my desktop sucks, but I'm used 2 it the way it is...
I'd like 2 meed the G-Man and Gordon Freeman...
But I neeeeed my shortcuts! DAUBSTER NEED SHORTCUT! MONKEY NOT STAND IN WAY IN DAUBSTER AND SHORTCUTS!
What do u mean? The link is dead? Or maybe it doesn't show the picture?
little llama-like creatures with 50cal. machineguns on their back. The remaining people...
Heres my desktop
Nothing new, just that i'm still using Windows 2k (lol)
I'll get my XP this month....
Nothing new, just that i'm still using Windows 2k (lol)
I'll get my XP this month....
But those bunkers were soon attacked by
burning
Heh! Cool site, dragt!
Too bad that jacko beat the crap outta' me
Too bad that jacko beat the crap outta' me
Rammstein - America
Just finished Anthony McGowan's - Hell Bent.
It was great!
It was great!
HOLY CR@P! Great one, ministeve!