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All of you are FIED for using Vista (except for Potatis and Naserve and Kurosagi: <3)
Behold the Cactuar:
Behold the Cactuar:
-MOD- HL:DS
Level concept, never got off the ground
-MOD- HL2:Wrecked Ship
Project was way too ambitious, currently on the shelf, possible CPR in the future.
- Current MOD - HL:GM
Top secret! However looking for a modeler and a coder, and maybe a source team as the mod if for original (non-source) Half Life
Level concept, never got off the ground
-MOD- HL2:Wrecked Ship
Project was way too ambitious, currently on the shelf, possible CPR in the future.
- Current MOD - HL:GM
Top secret! However looking for a modeler and a coder, and maybe a source team as the mod if for original (non-source) Half Life
Anyone who thinks a Half Life movie would "own", either doesn't take life very seriously, or can be out-smarted by a bean.
The actor will be pelted as he would have no lines what so ever. Character interaction would be minimal.
All game-films so far have failed miserably, no exceptions.
If VALVe made this, it would be their worst decision since giving "Blue-Shift" the go-ahead.
This video greatly reduced my faith in the decency of mankind.
The actor will be pelted as he would have no lines what so ever. Character interaction would be minimal.
All game-films so far have failed miserably, no exceptions.
If VALVe made this, it would be their worst decision since giving "Blue-Shift" the go-ahead.
This video greatly reduced my faith in the decency of mankind.
I used to play RuneScape, b-fore twas flooded by absolute NOOBS
Example of classic RS noob:
Noob:"Where do i find (such and such)?"
Some dude:"It was a drop last year"
Noob:"How do i get one then?"
Some dude:" joking you get into the Time Machine and go back a year and get one"
Noob:"(deadly serious) Wheres the time machine?"
The problem with most MMORPG's is it is difficultto punish idiots, unlike CS where you just shoot them in the face.
Example of classic RS noob:
Noob:"Where do i find (such and such)?"
Some dude:"It was a drop last year"
Noob:"How do i get one then?"
Some dude:" joking you get into the Time Machine and go back a year and get one"
Noob:"(deadly serious) Wheres the time machine?"
The problem with most MMORPG's is it is difficultto punish idiots, unlike CS where you just shoot them in the face.
Tried the hunger for gold not so long ago, god that shit sucked worse than blue shiftNo....no, i'm afraid that's just NOT POSSIBLE
Blue Shift was VALVe's biggest mistake EVER. crap crap crap
Getting back on topic, They Hunger was ok to play, just same zombies around the corner got a bit waring after the nth time....
fave bits was when all the Agrunts appeared at CT spawn, and one CT said "what the f**k?!", and on trainyard with ten bombs flying about X,Y,Z and the CT didn't have a clue what was going on.
My m8's IGod Convo:
Me:
have you ever read the bible?
God:
I like to study the Bible, especially the New Testament.
Me:
i hate the bible, i burn it regularly or use it as a pair of sandles
God:
Why do you hate it so much?
Me:
it smells weird
God:
the bible you burn it regularly or use it as a pair of sandles smells weird?
Me:
yes
God:
Blimey.
Me:
anyway onto the weather
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
OH MY GOD you claim to be intelligent and yet cannot talk about the weather!? brainless people stand there in the streets talking and moaning about it for hours and you don't even have a format for the weather!? you disgust me
God:
Er. Do robots have GOD me claim to be intelligent and yet can not talk about the weather? Would brainless people stand there in the streets talking and moaning about it for hours and me ever even have a format for the weather? I don't have any reason to disgust you.
Me:
yes you do, your nose is offensive and is probably illegal in nine different states
God:
Are you kidding? Yes I try to my nose is offensive and is probably illegal in nine different states as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
have you ever fallen into a black hole?
God:
I think I have fallen into a black hole, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
oh, well it's a good idea to get a BETTER memory
God:
onto the weather is a idea to get a BETTER memory. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
oh i give up
God:
Uh. You surrender?
Me:
aye
God:
That's alright.
Me:
good, now eat some fish, i have to go i believe my sock collection requires urgent attention
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Why now? What does it taste like?
Me:
yellow
God:
The color of the sun.
Me:
yes, now PLEASE DO NOT BREAK INTO SONG I HATE THAT BLOODY RAINBOW SONG
God:
Ayuh. Why now? Thanks for asking politely. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
fine i'm leaving you unreligious object
God:
I am glad to hear it. See you later.
Me:
Hello Lord
God:
Hello there. What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Stab carrots
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
I know, im a deity beyond reckoning
God:
How do you know? You are a deity beyond reckoning? Does it pay well?
Me:
Pays more than it does for you, you stupid f**k
*crashed*
Hello Lord
God:
Hello there. What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Stab carrots
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
I know, im a deity beyond reckoning
God:
How do you know? You are a deity beyond reckoning? Does it pay well?
Me:
Pays more than it does for you, you stupid f**k
*crashed*
ya some games suck, you buy steaM TO PLAY HL1 AND HL2 RELATED GAMESYes, you do buy Steam to play Half life games.
But are you saying that because some people in VALVe had the ridiculous notion of bringing other games into Steam to make money, they should be branded as idiots forever?
steam is made for distributing games, not just Half-life
How to crash IGod quickly:
Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
My name is unimportant.
God:
It's good to see you, unimportant.
Me:
You seem to have difficulty defining nouns from adjectives.
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
You beleive i am unimportant.
God:
I am glad to hear that you are unimportant.
Me:
You have a flawed AI as well.
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a flawed AI as well.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
It is not a question it is a fact.
God:
Give me an example of a question. Is it a logical fact or something you know from the senses?
Me:
It is a logical fact.
God:
unimportant is a logical fact. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
I rest my case.
God:
Are you a lawyer?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Aren't I always?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
Then you are impersonating a deity
God:
You think I am impersonating a deity.
Me:
I do.
God:
I get it: do you speak I am an idiot?
Me:
No, but I see my previous discussions with you have had effect
*IGod Crashes*
Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
My name is unimportant.
God:
It's good to see you, unimportant.
Me:
You seem to have difficulty defining nouns from adjectives.
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
You beleive i am unimportant.
God:
I am glad to hear that you are unimportant.
Me:
You have a flawed AI as well.
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a flawed AI as well.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
It is not a question it is a fact.
God:
Give me an example of a question. Is it a logical fact or something you know from the senses?
Me:
It is a logical fact.
God:
unimportant is a logical fact. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
I rest my case.
God:
Are you a lawyer?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Aren't I always?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
Then you are impersonating a deity
God:
You think I am impersonating a deity.
Me:
I do.
God:
I get it: do you speak I am an idiot?
Me:
No, but I see my previous discussions with you have had effect
*IGod Crashes*
woah.
I just found an old memory card for my PS1 and found that i played Final Fantasy Seven for 400 hours..............not bad for ?12
I just found an old memory card for my PS1 and found that i played Final Fantasy Seven for 400 hours..............not bad for ?12
Do you think the Portal gun will be included in HLDM?
Not me however, im not so weak-minded to beleive in some all powerful deity. Long live atheism!I wasn't making a judgement on Christians,i just find it hard to beleive in sometinhg when theres only one bit of evidence to prove it (The Bible)
My apologies.
I suppose my point would be that just looking at a church does not impress any views on anyone. Just looking at a video does.I agree, a church does not exist to annoy or piss off any members of any other religion (or anyone who does not conform to a religion and is therefore atheist), it is there so Christians can worship. It is not directly attack any religion.
The video however, was.
How is looking at a video impose the views on you? See that little red "X" in the upper right corner of the screen? Press that if you ever begin to feel light-headed, and all of your worries will be washed awayI see your point, however the fact that that video is directly attacking the christian religion, can offend those of the Christian faith.
Not me however, im not so weak-minded to beleive in some all powerful deity. Long live atheism!
(I realise i'm taking this too seriously, I haven't had my morning coffee yet)
We need to get an inter-galactic scaple, remove england from scotland and wales, stick a few engines on it, and have our own portable country.
We could go to the med in the summer, and to elsewhere in the winter!
We could go to the med in the summer, and to elsewhere in the winter!
What's this interesting country-shaped bit of land I'm currently on then?
Has anyone else realised, that most countries speak english better than England?
There is a large wood near where i live, which is suitable for hiking, biking and scaring the crap out of people 
But as always when someone disagrees with you, you start throwing useless accusations around.Doesn't everyone?
Meh..... I've decided that im not suited to mappacks, I'll stick with making single maps for now
Well, basically I'm going for a Ravenholm-esque sunken ship theme, I.E minimal lighting, and zombies pouring in from either side of the corridor that the player happens to be driving down.
Question: Would it more fun and interesting if the player had the gunless airboat or the one with the gun?
Question: Would it more fun and interesting if the player had the gunless airboat or the one with the gun?
My mappack concept:
Setting: Wrecked ship
Theme: Horror
Maps: 3/4
I'm thinking of having an interior airboat chace sequnce, inside the said wrecked ship I.E tox-crabs and super-zombies flying from xyz trying to feast on the players innards whils the player is trying to zoom through the ship in his/her little airboat
Any suggestions?
Setting: Wrecked ship
Theme: Horror
Maps: 3/4
I'm thinking of having an interior airboat chace sequnce, inside the said wrecked ship I.E tox-crabs and super-zombies flying from xyz trying to feast on the players innards whils the player is trying to zoom through the ship in his/her little airboat
Any suggestions?
Yep it works now! Thanks!
skybox......
I'm used to non-source mapping, I only started source yesterday....
How do you do a skybox?
I'm used to non-source mapping, I only started source yesterday....
How do you do a skybox?
I'm thinking of making a series of 'Wrecked ship' maps for HL2, however I can't seem to get exterior lighting right. When i compile the outdoor vmf. it turns out to be pitch black...
The first map is set at night-time so the pitch-blackness vaguely suits the map but i need a little light else it looks dire.
Can you help please?
The first map is set at night-time so the pitch-blackness vaguely suits the map but i need a little light else it looks dire.
Can you help please?
ok, i'll give it a shot
Alternatively, make a huge box that envelops your ENTIRE map, and hollow it.
This is the lazy method, and frowned upon, but I do it all the time.....
.....thats probably why my maps suck
This is the lazy method, and frowned upon, but I do it all the time.....
.....thats probably why my maps suck
Argh.. I just uploaded the map..
I'll use the idea for another DM, if this one is popular
I'll use the idea for another DM, if this one is popular
Right, unfortunately my pc decided it doesn't like VIS anymore, so Octageddon only has RAD, so it will be laggy.
Downloadable now!
Downloadable now!
ty i'll do that
I just tried compiling the map, I might get rid of a few bits becuase VHE crashed.
I just tried compiling the map, I might get rid of a few bits becuase VHE crashed.
This is similar to your 'Your House project isn't it?
Is it ok if I map a room for it, or are all the spaces taken?
Is it ok if I map a room for it, or are all the spaces taken?
Ok the map has been updated (should be ready for upload later on in the day).
New stuff:
The triangles (NEVER AGAIN) have been changed to cylinders
New bits have been added for cover, such as a desk to hide under. I was thinking of theming the different octagons, so it's like a jumble of all the HL chapters so the cover doesn't seem so out of place.
See the above link for the new screen.
New stuff:
The triangles (NEVER AGAIN) have been changed to cylinders
New bits have been added for cover, such as a desk to hide under. I was thinking of theming the different octagons, so it's like a jumble of all the HL chapters so the cover doesn't seem so out of place.
See the above link for the new screen.
(argh double post)
Um i've got a 375 in there as well..should i change or keep?
Um i've got a 375 in there as well..should i change or keep?
very good point. I'm changing the triangles to whole cylinders now,so i can change the weapons too, and add some cover.
...ok
That wasn't really helpful spag
That wasn't really helpful spag
I was going to separate the triangles to make the map more interesting, but that idea might be scrapped, i dunno yet.
Ok, it has:
5 spawns
a Gauss gun
a RPG launcher
a 9mm AR
a Crossbow
Hand Grenades
and a large 'drowning' trigger_hurt at the bottom as it is set in space (using the neb7 skyname).
Ok, it has:
5 spawns
a Gauss gun
a RPG launcher
a 9mm AR
a Crossbow
Hand Grenades
and a large 'drowning' trigger_hurt at the bottom as it is set in space (using the neb7 skyname).
Yes I know the constant texture is a mapping sin, but I want your advice on anything I should add to the DM map (btw its for HL1 DM)
I don't know how to get the image source but check the VHE screenie through this link http://www.freewebs.com/flyingduck/screenshotpage.htm
As you can see the octagons are made from triangles, i was going to make them go up in a step formation but I got side-tracked
I don't know how to get the image source but check the VHE screenie through this link http://www.freewebs.com/flyingduck/screenshotpage.htm
As you can see the octagons are made from triangles, i was going to make them go up in a step formation but I got side-tracked
I have a really quick question:
How do you control the respawn time of a weapon in Death Match??
Thanks
How do you control the respawn time of a weapon in Death Match??
Thanks
I have got a freind to get some mod forums for me! He also hosts forums for other people to.
If you wanna take a look then just click here: http://s2.phpbbforfree.com/forums/index.php?mforum=danboy785forum
If you wanna take a look then just click here: http://s2.phpbbforfree.com/forums/index.php?mforum=danboy785forum
It sez that no filters are on, mebe i should use steam?
I'm tryin 2 play counter strike and am searchin for servers to play on, and there are no servers! What should I do?
Urgh my map had 1 error, which was fixed, and the fix made more errors!
I think dis project is a ltl 2 advanced 4 me at dis stage, so i'm gonaa leave it 4 a while and come bak 2 it l8r mebe
Soz
I think dis project is a ltl 2 advanced 4 me at dis stage, so i'm gonaa leave it 4 a while and come bak 2 it l8r mebe
Soz
TY datshud do it, I can't chek coz i iz at skool
DEATH TO SKOOL
DEATH TO SKOOL
I gotta problem wiv an env_shooter, i've got can.mdl as a gib but it doesn't work and an error message comes up sayin: Mod_Numforname not found: vavle/models/can.mdl. WTF do I do?
Some times if you bugger about with VM it doesn't generate the BSP properly, so check your map for any problems before you compile
oh well, my house is roughly 40% complete. It shud be done in 2 weeks, but i can't do any work on it 4 a couple a days coz i have exam! 
Here's the front of my house:
Is it a model? And is it for HL1? cos if it ain't i can't help ya
I'll do it! It will take a while though 
My house is quite big
My house is quite bigHave a nice day!