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By mcpoker (See more)
23rd December, 2011

Hosted Externally - BSP

Last edited: 8th January, 2012


This is finalera versionale mia mod called MCPOKER it my name and it will make u cry with depp storline and is vrey god and fun to playera. contains help of friends gorobor nd joe it really god

thanks for download and reviewra this mod it makes mefeel from very buttom of my heart it makes me cry to make you show mod and happy will updatera i make new mod called mcpoker 2 ressurection of evil and yes its on source


avatar Xylem says: star star star star star 23rd December 2011, 20:37 PM
Incredible, guaranteed to be a classic.
avatar Striker says: 23rd December 2011, 21:53 PM
Soooo.... what were you saying?
avatar doggybag71 says: 23rd December 2011, 23:53 PM
Wow, breath taking to say the least. I kinda enjoyed this one even if it was a bit short. I liked the Joebama ball.
avatar Suparsonik says: 24th December 2011, 00:16 AM
Shhh! :p
avatar potatis_invalid says: star star star star star 24th December 2011, 00:34 AM
Mod of the month. No doubt.
avatar goldsrcforever says: star star star star star 24th December 2011, 01:20 AM
avatar 2muchvideogames says: 24th December 2011, 01:55 AM
I just finished this mod, it certainly lives up to the hype that you see here, although there are some small suggestions I'd like to make.

- The boss was too easy, I literally walked through them
- mod was a bit too short, would have liked to see more

But overall this was a really good mod with lots of funny moments and strategic typographical manipulations. The plot was well done since the mapping was consistent with said plot. There are also cute cameos, who doesn't love those. And you just can't forget the sexy new sentences for the hot barneys and little scientists.

I experienced no errors, crashes, or freezes whatsoever playing this mod. That's already better than about 10% of all the mods I've played, including DAV sub, which always crashes at some point and Heart of Evil, which crashes at that one part with the rain and the level change. I'd say it's even better than Sweet half life because that mod cannot allow HD pack, but I'm sure this mod can handle it no problem. Overall, a really entertaining and more importantly, a flawless mod.
avatar X-LAyer2 says: 24th December 2011, 03:23 AM
I really hope this is a troll, there is no way it can't be.
avatar mcpoker says: 24th December 2011, 10:15 AM
im not troll i put heart into work
THnaks guy it reviewra it god and will motivate me to mods in future
avatar Captain Terror says: 24th December 2011, 21:25 PM
Fun test mod, it reminds me of my first maps. Should probably be moved to "unfinshed" section.
avatar 23-down says: 25th December 2011, 02:52 AM
^^ uff 10 mins of gameplay. Interesting idea with the models etc. but you should rather put more work into working yourself through the tutorials before you continue working on any new mods. I'm just not a fan of such fun mods. Never the less nice work of course. :)
avatar Dimbeak says: star star star star star 25th December 2011, 04:59 AM

"U halp scientst or dey go 2 haven."
avatar Xylem says: 25th December 2011, 05:54 AM
No Captain Terror, I think McPoker is quite satisfied with this mod. I mean he keeps calling it "god". Clearly he worships it!
avatar Daubster says: 25th December 2011, 08:47 AM
This is a masterpiece. You nailed it - amazing work. :D
avatar Captain Terror says: 27th December 2011, 02:10 AM
"It all in the ball the world is in cripple. McPoker is dying in Xen. He dead. McPoker is dead."
avatar TJB says: star star star star star 10th January 2012, 10:21 AM
A classic. I truly enjoyed playing through this mod.
avatar Crollo says: star star star star star 1st February 2012, 10:30 AM
Absolutely astonishing. Riveting storyline and character development, +5
avatar goldsrcforever says: 30th March 2012, 00:14 AM
Map of the YEAR
avatar mycokerewards says: star star star star star 28th May 2012, 16:04 PM
avatar DonPiano says: star star star star star 30th May 2012, 14:32 PM
I've herd about this mod, it must be unbelievable..
avatar IngSoc says: 16th December 2012, 02:07 AM
Astonishing. It's important to remember that the full enjoyment of this mod requires a certain acquired taste and perhaps some maturity in the appreciative side of your mind.
avatar Captain Terror says: star star star star star 21st January 2013, 05:43 AM
I must play this again... this mod is majestic :o
avatar Sajo says: star star star 31st January 2013, 02:06 AM
Fun, funny. Could have been funnier and more fun, if it was polished a little bit more. It is ok, I guess.
avatar Captain Terror says: 8th February 2013, 12:55 PM
no it's better than cats, i wan't to play it again and again.. it's so damn good :o
avatar Captain Terror says: 11th January 2014, 22:06 PM
avatar UrbaNebula says: star 12th January 2014, 13:01 PM
Worse than cancer.
avatar JeffMOD says: star 12th January 2014, 13:30 PM
Even as its role as a satire/troll mod, this really does not deserve to be in the "Top Maps" section.
Unfortunately, as much as I love satire, balance must be maintained. 1 Star.
avatar TJB says: 2nd April 2014, 21:46 PM
avatar Tetsu0 says: star star star 29th April 2014, 01:02 AM
Twice as hard as the original half life

OMG 2 of the bosses ! :X
avatar Jessie says: star 28th August 2014, 03:19 AM
I'll help out Urbs and Jeff. Because, y'know, they *are* right.

EDIT: And I'm glad to say that I was the one that knocked your precious shitehawk off the Top Maps section >=)
avatar zeeba-G says: 30th April 2015, 17:55 PM
The screen shot alone vividly depicts your plethora of knowledge on structural engineering and integrity, texture alignment (which you're a fierce beast at (ask Archie, I think he'd vouch for you on it.)), FAN F'ing TASTIC re skinning with advanced technology such as uh idunno ms paint? You are a pro with the fill bucket and that magical click within the lines honestly makes my legs tremble a little bit.

You've brought new lights to Nintendo's golden gun with gold source's advanced shaders HD (heavy duty/High definition/heavy dump) developers kit. Um, i'm no expert but you must have used sledge to make this in order for such complex diagonal cuts to even consider possible rendering within anywhere near on grid. I see this mod is a bringer of tears to all who play and even those who contribute to its creation. What a beautiful thing, almost like a toucan or a old rusty dented trash can in the wind rolling into the street that one must dodge in the neighborhood. Very beautiful, makes me cry myself very often. When i'm on the john and I remember those bosses and how hard they were, I often find myself scared and alone but then my floating friends join the pool party and warmth, yes warmth falls below me. The ever so familiar odor of achievement and spatial calamity constitutes a divine barrier that if one enters, it's their problem, not mine, sort of like i'm the spider and my feet don't stick to the web.

Mc poker, you've poked me Myles C. right in the heart, i'll never forget what you've forged from void in this time capsule that I hope climbs the cyber escalator to eternity. I would rate, but five stars would be like offering a whale a minnow to eat in this case.
avatar Suparsonik says: star star star star star 30th April 2015, 19:54 PM
Bringing this back up to five stars!
avatar Invader4000 says: star star star star star 30th August 2016, 15:16 PM
Even in 2016 this mod still lives up to it's name. 10/10 "it makes mefeel from very buttom of my heart it makes me cry"
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