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hah, I looked at the file, and it was created February of 2005!

heh, I found this going through my old files.

I do believe I was high...

[12:32] <BrattyLord> I give my welcome to you, the people of TWHL!!!
[12:33] <Marvin> Lord Bratty has come!
[12:34] <jaardsi>
[12:34] <jaardsi> Hail, Lord Bratty
[12:35] <BrattyLord> Bow loyal subject!
[12:36] <jaardsi>
[12:36] <jaardsi> You are not the man I serve, lord.
[12:36] <BrattyLord> Who is that that you serve then peasant?
[12:37] <BrattyLord> I shall challange him, TO A JOIST
[12:37] <jaardsi> High-Councellor Seventh-Monkey, sire.
[12:37] <ZombieLoffe> And Superior Praetor Andy
[12:37] <jaardsi> And the Great Lord atom
[12:37] <ZombieLoffe> I bite my thumb in contempt of thee, BrattyLord!
[12:38] <BrattyLord> Take this message to him with great head: "Lord Bratty Challanges him to a duel by sundown!"
[12:38] <jaardsi> Will do, sire.
[12:38] <BrattyLord> Do you bite your thumb at me sir Loffe?
[12:39] <ZombieLoffe> Aye!
[12:39] * ZombieLoffe draws his longsword
[12:39] <BrattyLord> Then I shall kill your lord in contempt
[12:39] <BrattyLord> Throw down your weapon foolish tyrant!
[12:40] * ZombieLoffe strikes at BrattyLord
[12:40] * BrattyLord blocks and throws down sir Loffe
[12:40] <BrattyLord> I am not the one that you want
[12:41] <BrattyLord> I shall fell your superiour by nightfall!
[12:41] <BrattyLord> High-Councellor Seventh-Monkey III
[12:41] <BrattyLord> That is my prey
[12:43] <ZombieLoffe> You shalln't prevail, thou beast of darkness
[12:43] * BrattyLord gets down on one knee and recites the Lord's code
[12:44] <BrattyLord> I, a Lord, shall not fall when it tis' dark, but prevail with honor and valor with a strike of my staff
[12:44] <BrattyLord> For I have been given the power held within my heart to challange tough that defys me
[12:45] <BrattyLord> High-Councellor Seventh-Monkey III, your days are numbered foolish Tyrant of the Hoard
[12:45] <BrattyLord> I will Prevail
[12:45] <BrattyLord> For that Is my destiny
[12:45] <BrattyLord> my honor
[12:45] <BrattyLord> my valor
[12:45] * ZombieLoffe summons Loki
[12:45] <BrattyLord> my life
[12:46] <ZombieLoffe> Loki, attack!
[12:46] * BrattyLord jumps onto his horse
[12:46] <BrattyLord> AWAY!
[12:46] * BrattyLord rides off through the village
[12:46] * ZombieLoffe mounts slepiner and rides after BrattyLord
[12:46] <ZombieLoffe> Dude, my horse got 6 legs, it's definately faster
[12:47] <BrattyLord> Foolish sir Loffe, you are not the one I hunt
[12:47] <ZombieLoffe> I must protect our master!
[12:47] <BrattyLord> If your master has any bit of honor, he will not send a sire to do a Councler's job
[12:47] <jaardsi> Thy, lord ZombieLoffe, can't count.
[12:48] <BrattyLord> For he is but a fool
[12:48] <jaardsi> Your trusted mount has 8 legs.
[12:48] <ZombieLoffe> 8, 6, same shit
[12:48] <BrattyLord> You speak in dialect foreign to me
[12:48] <jaardsi> I believe you mean shite, lord?
[12:49] <ZombieLoffe> Um, yes, squire
[12:49] <ZombieLoffe> Now clean my boots, slave
[12:50] <jaardsi> I'm sorry my lord but that can't be done.
[12:50] <BrattyLord> For the time draws near where my quest will be completed. High-Councellor Seventh-Monkey draws near. Only time will tell when I will strike him down
[12:50] <jaardsi> I'm all out of Good Ol' Shoe Polisher
[12:51] <jaardsi> (tm)
[12:51] <ZombieLoffe> Then you must DIE!
[12:51] * ZombieLoffe slays jaardsi
[12:51] * jaardsi screams in agony
[12:51] <BrattyLord> You kill your own peasant?
[12:51] <BrattyLord> that is not honor!
[12:51] * BrattyLord grabs jaardsi up on his horse and drops him off far away
[12:52] <BrattyLord> flee peasant!
[12:52] * jaardsi lays on the ground, silent.
[12:52] <ZombieLoffe> Honour is for the weak
[12:52] <ZombieLoffe> Power for the strong
[12:52] * ZombieLoffe laughs evily
[12:53] <BrattyLord> Power comes from Honour, foolish sir Loffe
[12:53] <BrattyLord> for I am neither strong nor weak
[12:53] <BrattyLord> I am
[12:53] <ZombieLoffe> Powers flows from the flow of death
[12:54] * ZombieLoffe raises 405 skeleton warriors and a clown
[12:54] <BrattyLord> Though art a magician, not a sire?
[12:54] <BrattyLord> for though art a worthey foe
[12:54] <BrattyLord> but this is not your time
[12:55] <BrattyLord> Now, I must bid you farewell
[12:55] <BrattyLord> AWAY

End

Part 2

[16:40] <BrattyLord> For I, Lord Bratty have returned! Where is that who they call High-Councellor Seventh-Monkey III?

[16:41] <BrattyLord> Answer me foolish Tyrants of the Hoard!! Or feel my blade!
Enter Unbreakable
[16:41] <Unbreakable> hello
[16:41] <Unbreakable> There are new brethren Amongst us every hour.
[16:41] <BrattyLord> Bow to me foolish peasant!
Enter Trapmap
[16:42] <BrattyLord> has another of though tyrants joined again?
[16:42] <BrattyLord> Fear my blade!
[16:42] <BrattyLord> Where is that who they call High-Councellor Seventh-Monkey III?
[16:43] <BrattyLord> Speak Peasant!
[16:43] * BrattyLord kicks Peasants
[16:43] <trapmap> me?
[16:43] <Unbreakable> I know not what is happening?
Enter Dajuppi
[16:47] <dajuppi> foul brat!
[16:47] <trapmap> lol
[16:47] <dajuppi> Marvin !
[16:47] <dajuppi> We need your leg!
[16:47] <dajuppi> A fool is present, and speaks without end
[16:47] <BrattyLord> Fool! knows not the buisness he speaks
[16:48] <Unbreakable> your words are numberious
[16:48] <BrattyLord> Tis but a script
[16:48] <trapmap> haha
[16:48] <Unbreakable> he is like the withered beast, unable to speak
[16:49] <BrattyLord> For now my quest will rize!! Where, I SAY, IS High-Councellor Seventh-Monkey III!! His hour is now!
[16:50] <BrattyLord> Peasants!! Answer me or feel my blade!
[16:50] <trapmap> blink blink
[16:50] * BrattyLord draws sword
[16:50] * Unbreakable takes my lords side.
[16:50] <dajuppi> Foolish Brat, must he talk so?
[16:50] <BrattyLord> Don't tempt me peasants!
[16:50] <Unbreakable> Thou shall fall at my masters blade.
[16:50] <dajuppi>
[16:51] * BrattyLord stabs dajuppi
[16:51] <BrattyLord> Answer me now, or more shall perisH!
[16:51] * trapmap shoots himself
[16:52] <BrattyLord> With an arrow you have ended your life so not to give information.
[16:52] <trapmap> your name and messafe where in italiv
[16:52] <trapmap> *message
[16:52] <trapmap> *italic
[16:53] <BrattyLord> A fool at words I see
[16:53] <trapmap> im dead, remember?
[16:53] <BrattyLord> For the wizard sir Loffe has risen him! Show yourself sir Loffe
[16:53] <BrattyLord> Or more shall persih
[16:53] <trapmap> lol
[16:54] <BrattyLord> you laugh in the face of danger?
[16:54] <BrattyLord> Your honor is great, but your mind is small
[16:54] <trapmap> i dont care, remember? ill kill myself, or let you do it.
[16:54] * BrattyLord stabs trapmap
[16:54] <BrattyLord> but I cannot let one as him live
Enter Slasher_101
[16:54] <BrattyLord> Who goes there?
[16:55] <BrattyLord> tis another peasant?
[16:55] * Slasher_101 does
[16:55] <BrattyLord> Sir Slasher, what is your status?
[16:55] <BrattyLord> are you a lord of the court?
[16:55] <BrattyLord> Are you merely a peasant in the field?
[16:56] <Slasher_101> I am merely a whore in the brothel, BrattyLord
[16:56] <BrattyLord> bah, you have drunken too much.
[16:56] <BrattyLord> Tis a whore? You surely shalt not live in harmony
[16:56] <BrattyLord> Where, I ask, is High-Councellor Seventh-MonkeyIII?
[16:58] <Slasher_101> surely you jest !
[16:58] <BrattyLord> For you are but a whore
[16:58] <BrattyLord> I have no buisness with you, BEGONE!
[16:58] <BrattyLord> These Villagers do not answer me, why shall they not comply?
[16:58] <trapmap> im dead.
[16:59] <Slasher_101> im a whore
[16:59] <BrattyLord> If not one answers me, one more shall die
[16:59] <BrattyLord> where I ask is High-Councellor Seventh-Monkey III?
[16:59] <Slasher_101> he's here, in the brothel
[17:00] <BrattyLord> Make him show his face, for his hour is now!
[17:00] <BrattyLord> Hes gone out the back, fithy coward!
[17:00] <BrattyLord> Your day will come!
[17:01] <BrattyLord> For not here is me, so I have no busniess here in the ally
[17:01] <BrattyLord> AWAY!
[17:02] <Slasher_101> 7th monkey... you can come out now, he's gone.
Enter Seventh-Monkey
[17:02] <Marvin> Hail Seventh-Monkey, channel operator. Trolls beware.
[17:03] <BrattyLord> AHA!! you show your face!!
[17:03] <Unbreakable> uh oh... this isnt good... with the mood Lord Bratty is in...
[17:03] <BrattyLord> your hour has come!
[17:03] <Seventh-Monkey> I've hidden my toils far too long.
[17:03] <BrattyLord> you shall die by my blade!
[17:03] <BrattyLord> on guard!
[17:03] * BrattyLord draws sword
[17:04] <Seventh-Monkey> I have but rather fare more depressing news.
[17:04] <BrattyLord> what is that you speak of?
[17:04] <Seventh-Monkey> I am but a donkey!
[17:05] <Unbreakable> how anticlimatic...
[17:05] <BrattyLord> Bah!! tis not High-Councellor Seventh-Monkey III, tis a jester in a mask!
[17:05] <Unbreakable> Your words are foolish in mannor.
[17:05] <BrattyLord> Shutup foolish peasant, your hour is not now
[17:06] <Seventh-Monkey> You shall die at my hand..
[17:06] <BrattyLord> Hand?
[17:06] <BrattyLord> You shall fight by fist?
[17:06] * Seventh-Monkey pulls out a sword, and thrashes it forward.
[17:06] * BrattyLord blocked and jumps back
[17:06] <BrattyLord> you are a worthy foe
[17:06] <BrattyLord> but not enough
[17:07] * BrattyLord stabs at Seventh-Monkey
[17:07] * Seventh-Monkey the imposter, reveals himself behind the mask. It is not seventh. It tis his brother.
[17:07] <BrattyLord> I have killed... his brother?
[17:07] <BrattyLord> Why must though decieve me dying man?
[17:07] <Seventh-Monkey> I die at your feet.
[17:07] <Seventh-Monkey> but surely.
[17:07] <Seventh-Monkey> My brother will seek out his revenge
[17:08] <BrattyLord> For you were brave in battle, your time has come, but not when expected
[17:08] <BrattyLord> your brother shall not have his revenge, for I shall find him, and have his head
[17:08] <BrattyLord> I no longer must linger here amonst the dead, for I must leave
[17:08] <BrattyLord> Away!
End

DO NOT... Start a thread saying "Help!"

please...

probable reasons:

A. Too many .wads
B. Weird texture stretched...
C. Too much crap
D. You're an idiot
E. All of the above

Bet now!

Which will finish first:

Half-Life 3,
Hostage Situation,
Or Microsoft's new operating system?

1 vote for Half-Life 3...
in 12 years...

no damn tea!

pictures!

I was laughing for so damn hard watching them try to stand up!

I couldn't get enough of it!

I still find it fucking hilarious!

Oh, and I accidentally unlocked the hidden part! heh, I was shooting those blocks trying to break the padding in the background, and it went perfectly through those two pillars!

a little off topic,

But I noticed that every once in a while, randomly, steam pretends that I don't own the games in my game list, and asks me to pay for them.

Logging off and logging back in fixes it, but it's a real pain.

Anyone know what this is?

oh, and Jahzel my boy, I would have left off that last bit about beaurocracy in games, it makes you look a little, weird.

You know,

They have chat rooms for this.

Here's a tip,

Never use carve, hollow, clip, etc...

Learn to do it by scratch, believe me, it's very beneficial in the long run.

wait, computers do more than check e-mail and surf Internet?

do you think somebody of my intelligance is unaware

Oh yes... It takes loads of intelligence to make a model plane...

P.S.

Its spelled intelligence

Calllllm down Kasperg,
Your idea is important too!

We understand...

Tutorials may be difficult for someone with limited English proficiency.

First it sends itself to everyone in your e-mail list, then it deletes all of your files...

now satchmo, who would do that? And why would we all be pleased by it?

http://twhl.co.za/tutorial.php?id=99

I write these nice tutorials... and... nothing..........

or...

Do it the simple way and make a level change...

I've been threatened with ban a few time

Rimrook,

My Mommy always taught me to send a thank you card...

so...

Thank You!

Sir Rimrook,

I have downloaded the file, in about two minutes, faster than these losers...

I am requesting a password????

hehe, I'll be Felix, you be Bond.

Everyone says I sound like an adult

I am an adult... that... helps...

Spore!

Spore actually is a game I'd pay for...

OMG! I remember Lemmings! I loved that game!

I can do voice acting, I have kinda a low gruff voice...

I'm waiting for the next news story...

Apparently, the student learned to make these terrorist training simulators from an online terrorist training website called TWHL. The site is noted to have tutorials, guides, and an online community explaining how to recreate these weapons of mass destruction

And for what I said before...

Government or not, as I don't really support the policies of our President in light of his light actions (Or none) with immigration, I also don't believe he's an idiot, since, well, he isn't...

I'm just sick of being called stupid for being American. This has been going on since you Europeans decided to bash our intellects (Writers, Painters, Musicians) untraditional styles. We have our own culture and way of life, and just because it isn't uppidy doesn't mean we're a bunch of fricken monkeys. We've made great contributions to the world artistic and intellectual community, too many to count...

I'm sick of you people stereotyping Americans...

This is to all who claim Americans are stupid:



I sick of your prejudice bullshit...

yeah, but I think he wants it... not to blow up...

Clever...

see that new show Heroes? Hiro can stop time! I could like... stop time and learn like... French or something...

oh, and fight crime... of course...

If Time Travel and Space Travel through wormholes ain't a cool hobby, then I don't know what is!

Oh no he didn't!

You could do this with coding...

or...

Make the trigger condition property 50%, so that when it has 50% of its health left, you trigger the monster to fly away, and whatever end scene you want.

It would work, I think... I've never used a nihilanth, but its worth a shot...

Must... Put... In... Correct... Forum...

BLLEEAHAHAHH!!!!

24 hours a day are not enough...

wish I had a bloody time machine...

I hate Metroid.

ah... Luke... beat me to it

Good work!

There's nothing to fret when Ag3nt-X is on the case! Another job well done!

This case... is closed!

The banstick has been readied, the sentence is nigh...

Why don't we just wait till he posts?

bah, hurry up!

You did a great job on that candle!

You have a gift for modeling.

hehe, March?

I have a question...

You said it must be visible by the player... can I use cameras instead?

heh,

by childish I mean wacky, sorry to offend...

I preordered it in 2005! I thought it would come out about now, but hey...

anticipation...

Sup esmajor!

Long time!

sorry about your leg there...

Spore

yes, a little childish and silly, but absolutely amazing!

I am disgruntled

any other questions we could help you with Moron?

I'll make one if I have time...

why not