How could I shoot you from an empty gun?
Even with a pan one could be lethal (ask Rapunzel)
Even if I could hit you with the stock, I wouldn't, because:
1. It's insanely immoral and useless
Nothing more truth, I love to live...
2. Respect for the elderly (you're 1 of them)
I don´t agree, I am THE ELDER...
3. I have no intention to damage/hurt/kill anyone
I know, only a bunch of targets, I love sharpshooting too
4. It's a terrible sin in my religion
Forget religion, read your own point 1.
5. I'd break the law
Not if we play a deathmatch game, on that case points 1,2,3,4 and 5 are pointless ;), one day we should do that, man!!
Returning to the 3D model´s editor, even if it will look a bit bulky, MS3D is good for begginers and is very easy to learn, and, most important, works on a 17 year old Athlon with 396 MB Ram anda Voodoo3 2000 with 16 MB (yes MB) of GPU RAM...
Oh, and if you are so desperate, I can give it a try, the only thing I can not do is UV map it, not for a lack of will but for a lack of time, UV mapping is the worst part of modelling!!, well, UV mapping and sometimes animating (I hate you Hand of God!!!).