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Posted 16 years ago2007-09-12 19:36:08 UTC
in My 13337th Post #233972
Looking at the binge posting and the content, its nice to see TWHL hasn't changed at all. I want you all to know that I love you all dearly. :heart:
Posted 16 years ago2007-09-11 20:14:05 UTC
in My 13337th Post #233917
A well thought out response. My point was that I used to hang here, decided to snoop around again and login and it just so happened to be my 1337th.
Posted 16 years ago2007-09-11 19:37:44 UTC
in My 13337th Post #233914
Hello Mephs! This is your 1337th login. 9o()|) s7|_|p/-/!

I didn't even realise I was just on the cusp of this when I sought pastures new. How is everyone? And fuck no, I'm not sober! (Kidding)
Posted 17 years ago2006-12-25 16:07:36 UTC
in Banned!? Post #207499
Ozone11 forums along with ant and I think trapt (too long ago). Not really forums, more like a giant cock attached to someones head with a forum attached. Most Christian forums on dalnet, although I'm fond of some of the comers and goers in #newbies so I like to steer assholes away from the temptation there when im in it.
Posted 17 years ago2006-12-25 11:00:32 UTC
in Merry Christmas everyone!!!!! Post #207472
Merry Christmas everyone. Even those I don't know (which seems to be most).
Posted 17 years ago2006-12-24 16:28:37 UTC
in Avatars Post #207417
Still the rathergood one. And it still rules supreme over everyone elses. Including Jesus.
Posted 17 years ago2006-07-08 11:06:42 UTC
in Now Playing: ... Post #189307
Napalm Death - Instinct of Survival

#The Multinational Corporation
Makes its profits from the starving nations
Indigenous people become thier slaves
from their births into their graves#
Posted 17 years ago2006-06-27 18:09:09 UTC
in How did you find TWHL? Post #187168
Google randomly threw it up, I honestly can't remember what it was I was looking for. Once in a while its nice to open up ancient threads, just to see the founding fatherseses' words.

(and no "porn" + "sheep" doesnt bring up twhl)
Posted 17 years ago2006-06-27 18:04:11 UTC
in Crazy Idea! Post #187165
*semi-interesting fact: Any currency style with the Queen of Englands head on it (even stamps) are proper money, that is to say that technically I can go to a shop and hand over stamps instead of money...
Posted 17 years ago2006-06-23 15:35:23 UTC
in Crazy Idea! Post #186574
I shall also. UNLESS Mike Verret is some guy you don't like and you're creeping him out! :P

[edit: However, due to the whole datamining thing, I'd suggest that your address be taken off linkable pages and some kind of PM based barrier put in there, ie, go through the mods for the address...]
Posted 17 years ago2006-06-23 15:23:09 UTC
in Now Playing: ... Post #186570
Velvet Revolver - Superhuman
Posted 17 years ago2006-06-23 15:22:45 UTC
in Desktops of June Post #186569
I've the Gary Coleman and Hasselhoff with KITT wallpaper at work and I got "People will think your gay or something if you have David Hasselhoff on your monitor"..... Hello? Postmodern irony?

Abandon all humour ye who work with me!
Posted 17 years ago2006-06-12 16:45:50 UTC
in TWHL WON-style server Post #184848
pass: niggeroid

Hell, If I wasn't already in such a shit computer state of affairs at have to reject that invitation...
Posted 17 years ago2006-06-12 16:43:25 UTC
in "Why do we Swear?" Post #184847
As an Irishman, particularly Northern (the most foulmouthed of all humans, we make southerners blush) I feel I need to say something here.
Swearing is a big exclamation point on any sentance (even if its in the middle). Our accent for some reason goes into girly high pitches that even a dog cant hear when we're worked up. We need something hard hitting to convey it without squealing like stuck pigs...
Posted 17 years ago2006-06-12 16:37:05 UTC
in Little bits of yourself... Post #184846
http://www.newscientisttech.com/channel/tech/mg19025556.200.html
...the NSA is pursuing its plans to tap the web, since phone logs have limited scope. They can only be used to build a very basic picture of someone's contact network, a process sometimes called "connecting the dots". Clusters of people in highly connected groups become apparent, as do people with few connections who appear to be the intermediaries between such groups. The idea is to see by how many links or "degrees" separate people from, say, a member of a blacklisted organisation.

By adding online social networking data to its phone analyses, the NSA could connect people at deeper levels, through shared activities, such as taking flying lessons. Typically, online social networking sites ask members to enter details of their immediate and extended circles of friends, whose blogs they might follow. People often list other facets of their personality including political, sexual, entertainment, media and sporting preferences too. Some go much further, and a few have lost their jobs by publicly describing drinking and drug-taking exploits. Young people have even been barred from the orthodox religious colleges that they are enrolled in for revealing online that they are gay.
The obvious question IS: How much of your life have your shared online?
I've shared quite a lot on IRC, forums and such, to the point where I've a Forest Gump type movies awaiting. Originally, I didn't give a fuck, but the idea of a foriegn nation's attempt at datamining everyone's internet lives alarms me, since I've given out my address too...

How secure are you?

[edit: In hindsight, I know this looks like a surrogate Jahzel post, but its important!]
Posted 17 years ago2006-06-11 08:29:16 UTC
in E-mail addresses of NEDS/CHAVS/YOBS Post #184697
Pointless winding up spides online given that they can't understand any insults hurled at them above the level of "UR GAY". Plus, spides have WAY more time on their hands than real people.
Posted 17 years ago2006-06-10 10:16:42 UTC
in Now Playing: ... Post #184519
[off tangent]
Anybody else notice how "now playing" threads end up deliberately being full of music that most people haven't heard of/experimental or extreme tunes?
Is it us trying to validate our music tastes or a thought out expression of how "extreme" or bohemian we are?
[/off tangent]

In other news....

NP: Whitehouse - A cunt like you (5:58 of speaker breaking feedback with a guy screaming "you're a fucking disgrace, you fucking cunt, you fucking cunt")

:D :D
Posted 17 years ago2006-06-09 12:38:35 UTC
in Graveyard Designs Post #184425
webxact2.watchfire.com is a helpful tool (especially for disability access evaluation of sites. Graveyard designs comes out pretty well overall. TWHL does not. For SHAME Alex!
Posted 17 years ago2006-06-09 12:24:25 UTC
in Computer Whiplash Claims Post #184420
Did someone say "PAK contents listing"?
  • hides.
I suppose I could finish it... it'd also be a good excuse to use googles spreadsheet gizmo. :D

[/derailment]
Posted 17 years ago2006-06-08 18:12:27 UTC
in Computer Whiplash Claims Post #184333
Heh, I should probably answer myself...

1. Nothing I couldn't redo honestly, since I've a goldfish's attention span.
2. Personally I think software should have some kind of broader grading system than adware, shareware, etc. unless its 100% freeware
3: AAAAAAAAAArgh! Company maintainance contracts, people who develop it no longer with the software people. And I'm only talking about those dickheads that write and lock access databases...
Posted 17 years ago2006-06-08 17:05:36 UTC
in Computer Whiplash Claims Post #184324
I have been absolutely ASTOUNDED by the LACK of these, given the American legal export of the ambulance chaser who does it no win no fee.

1. What's the worst thing you've lost due to a glitch (data, days of your life, missing a funeral etc)
2. Should EULAs highlight any scary points (like "if it breaks we dont fix") like the dodgy insurance companies have to on TV?
3. If a program is flawed (I dont mean like "OMG you can SO fall out of the skybox in level X, but massive corporate computer programmes) should that be something you pay them to 'fix' like a plumber, or is it their duty to correct it since they sold you something faulty in the first place?

Discuss...
Posted 17 years ago2006-06-01 18:05:14 UTC
in [WIP] Horror Map! Post #183183
Anyone ever notice that you dont quite get the bright to pitch black blindness that you do in real life, when playing games? Otherwise it'd work, but in general dark should only be in small portions.

Dark doesnt always = scary. I find changes in the pace of gameplay the scariest factor. Por Ejemplo if you just fought off half an army then end up in a sparcely inhabited place you get jumpy as hell since your kinda pumped already. (but dont throw in cheap shots!)
Posted 17 years ago2006-06-01 17:54:31 UTC
in Hello thread! Here?s the hello thread! Post #183182
Just on the subject, (and hey jezz) who the hell is it that tells people to use worldcraft nowadays anymore?

Actually, for my own natural curiousity, jezzanator, what pointed you in that direction, giving the wonders of the internet and such?

There probably SHOULD be an introductions thread or at least a snippet in the journal, just to answer the "how did YOU get mapping type threads" directly.

(Plus they'd be nipple-tassles on the ample form of TWHL3) :D
Posted 17 years ago2006-06-01 13:53:01 UTC
in Now Playing: ... Post #183159
NIN - The Big Come Down

(I bought The Fragile yesterday, my first album purchase in nearly a year!!)
Posted 17 years ago2006-05-16 18:16:28 UTC
in Now Playing Post #180430
Led Zeppelin - Kashmir
Posted 17 years ago2006-05-16 18:14:37 UTC
in AAATRIGGER Post #180429
I'd suggest, (annoying as it is) to go manual. Trying to automatically replace a null is pissing into the wind my friend (in my own humble experience). If its a big map, then maybe some kind of ascii based replacement would work, but hammerwise, its just one of those damn things.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-25 20:33:08 UTC
in Dunce Americans Post #176741
Lol. Kosovo I congratulate you on, as does the rest of the world (albeit you were freakishly bullied and goaded into but Airstrip one- err Britain). Name me ONE other genecide that America entered simply because there was a genocide and I'll eat my, hat (or headphones as it were)

[edit: scratch genocide. ANY altruistic conflict will do.]
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-25 19:28:50 UTC
in Dunce Americans Post #176731
Cars are bigger here, Loff
Only because penises are smaller, coatbuddy ;)

Anyways, America's tendancies change with the wind. Clinton was quite a global player, then the Bush administration went schizo. First they're as isolationist, then they expect the world to jump when something happens to them.

TWHL American's, which are you? Isolationist or internationalist?
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-22 09:03:28 UTC
in Dunce Americans Post #176032
God really needs to clarify this bible thing, its far too vague, if he did that i'd worship him again
2000 years of human agenda and constant rewriting has pretty much made the bible nonsensical, I'm pretty sure it made sense as the first edition. :)
Its pretty fucking presumptious for people to correct the word of God!
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-18 16:41:27 UTC
in Dunce Americans Post #175012
What is with bashing religion, anyway? Some ppl just don't like buttsex. Religious intolerance is the same as intolerance of someone's sexual preference.
The difference is that the "people who like butt-sex" don't start wars in the name of fudgepacking, blow them selves up in the name of it, or beat up those damn Hetros for the most part. Religion is bashed because its the justification used for irration hate in the world. Again, should be pointed out that holy people and religious fanatics are on completely opposite sides of humanity, despite seemly reading from the same hymnsheet (pardon the pun).
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-11 19:23:50 UTC
in Dunce Americans Post #173607
How else did such a great nation arise from virtually nothing? I was quite disappointed when I was proven wrong.
-satch "the mo" mo
Belated, but LOL!

Anyone who knows about fighting a resistance or even history can explain it:
99% of people dont care....
when 51% get pissed off, then you start your revolution. Then you promise whatever THEY want. Then you establish your own government. I'm sure the Boston Tea party wasn't made by "Tetley's Gaffer":D
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-10 18:15:36 UTC
in Dunce Americans Post #173372
And actually Jahzel said some valid things. But look at him now, he's probably prospering, so I guess he wasn't insane at all.
If you mean by 'prospering' that he's running around in a tinfoil hat attacking cars with 'satanic' license plates then I'm sure you're right. :P

Jk, Jahzel was great craic. :lol:
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-10 18:13:40 UTC
in Internet Explorer's faults Post #173370
I have to admit that Firefox takes a long time to start up for me, (about the same amount of time as FlashMX) Still worth it though.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-10 13:14:47 UTC
in Dunce Americans Post #173271
I agree Satch. There is a massive difference between ignorance and stupidity, and most western countries have a reasonable standard of education. It should, however be noted that there is a definate culture of enforced stupidity amongst lower classes so to speak ie, if you showed the slightest bit of interest at most schools you're considered gay/uncool/teachers pet/wierdo. I've always wondered whether this inverted intellectual snobbery is somehow controlled or endorsed by society as a whole.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-09 18:41:56 UTC
in Dunce Americans Post #173170
... Though I would never move there due to a new job... as "free dental plan" really doesn't mean anything over there.
Heh, but I'm sure the NHS would give emergency liposuction to you, you crazy Ricki Lake show fatties! Americans need deflated, and I'm sure the majority of americans living in the woods or trailerparks or wherever your poor are herded havent exactly a winning smile either. :P

*runs
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-09 18:29:36 UTC
in Dunce Americans Post #173167
I'm sure if you conducted the same 'experiment' satch mentioned in London you'd get much the same thing (in fact, I remember something similar on Richard and Judy).

Ignorance is a universal thing; the way people are scoffing at America, you'd expect everyone in europe to be sitting in their studies in swede jackets and leather elbow patches. I think people in this forum are in danger of deluding themselves into thinking that the rest of the world particularly knows or cares about anything outside their family, work, or the lives of celebrities.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-30 21:05:16 UTC
in #twhl and #WoW_HL Post #171668
What be this "IRC"? Sounds like witchcraft! :P
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-22 21:53:16 UTC
in My last week. :( Post #170345
Urb: Honeymoon stuff is better than the internet im sure (a wee bit):p

However, eventually, you'll find it intolerable and get access again...our forefathers had toolsheds, we have PCs and internet. As walls close in, you'll make it a priority sir, I say 6 months max (although whether you come back to TWHL or not is another matter, but you'll be online in less than you know)

and LeFTY: actually it shall read:

"Loved up mapper CHECKS OUT of TWHL"

geddit? geddit? Christ....I dunno how journalists live with themselves...
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-22 21:41:10 UTC
in The EPITOME of evil: Cheerios Post #170343
NESTL? MAKE BABY JESUS CRY

Essentially, The Nestl? empire market aggressively to the poorest of the poor in order to get them to use their powdered milk, with offers running into the first few months of the childs life. Sounds nice?

This is campaign works essentially because due to the propagated misinformation about the product and the price, mothers in poor nations feed their child powdered milk instead of giving their own breast milk, untill they no longer lactate (stop laughing at the back, children) Then they throw the price up extortionately, knowing full well that their product alone can keep these children alive.

I'm sorry, but even I draw a fucking line and its way before this. Purposely causing starving mothers to stop producing milk so they can extort money out of them???!

HOWEVER: At my work, we investigoogled and Products to Boycott (yeah, EXTENSIVE)

I dunno what to do besides run amok in supermarkets with "BABY KILLERS: BOYCOTT" stickers attaching them to all products. Nestl? are too fucking big.

IBFAN's view
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 22:45:16 UTC
in Deep thoughts..... Post #167835
fuck ya's, dont step over me:
If God is in everywhere and everything, and Satan exists, doesn't that make God Satan also?
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 20:53:10 UTC
in Deep thoughts..... Post #167825
Yay, I beat them: they're both made up!
hmmm
Quoting the God and Satan forums:
Does Seventh exist?
LOL, nub, Seventh-Monkey is only a story created by people to make you spell correctly.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 18:22:39 UTC
in Deep thoughts..... Post #167794
If God is in everywhere and everything, and Satan exists, doesn't that make God Satan also?
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 16:19:30 UTC
in Emo kids Post #167775
Just to clarify, emos are large, flightless birds, right?
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-10 19:33:44 UTC
in Deep thoughts..... Post #167570
if an urb gets married in the woods, is there any reporter there to make a pun? :lol:
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-10 19:23:13 UTC
in Emo kids Post #167565
The Hunter: wait a while. Its not a flame fest, its merely commonsensical arguements against raw hate.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-10 19:09:51 UTC
in Emo kids Post #167558
Yeah, since all homophobia is essentially latent homosexuality, its more of an internal dispute within the gay community. :lol:
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-10 19:05:38 UTC
in Emo kids Post #167556
Some more IRC goodness:
(Taig): Saco-SM, fuck you, sir
(Seventh-Monkey): Well said.
(Saco-SM): ...
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-10 18:41:33 UTC
in Blast From The Past Post #167549
I was held you both in nothing but contempt.... aaah, some things never change.... :D
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-10 18:31:14 UTC
in Emo kids Post #167546
(Taig): i can kinda understand how he would
(Taig): emos are whiners, but i have no problem with expression and dressing up
(MetalPig): Saribous is rather emo though :x
(MetalPig): I dress up too, guess what I wear, jeans and a shirt.
(Taig): :D
(MetalPig): At times I'll even wear something as extravagant as a t-shirt or cargoes!
(Taig): :o
(Taig): ffs
(MetalPig): Clearly I'm a man of the world!
(Taig): my sex neighbour bought me new jeans and fleeces and a hoodie, so i look a little chav-ish sometimes
(MetalPig): Nothing wrong with fleece.
(MetalPig): If it's not multicoloured ;x
(Taig): like 'fashionably' ripped up looking things with big fucking logos across them
(Taig): i like them, they're quality clothes, but i prefer plain things
(MetalPig): Hoodies? only if they include boobies.
(Taig): its a baby blue woolen hoody
(Taig): no joke
(MetalPig): :o
(Taig): as in kinda knitted
(MetalPig): That's not chavish thats facetious or borderline homosexual ;o
Just thought I'd share the IRC discussion on this subject :D
[edit: Taig = moi]
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-10 17:44:21 UTC
in Deep thoughts..... Post #167528
If we evolved from apes then apes today might be un-evolved primates that are catching up to humans much later.
It depends on the ecological niche that a species either occupies or somehow pioneers through evolution. Ironically enough, Planet of the Apes probably describes the most likely niche where other primates could evolve to our level, ie. if they are taken down from the trees and forced to live in an industrial world, they would adjust over a shorter period of time than it took our anscestors to evolve into us.

And the reason, again, that if we evolved from apes, there are still apes around, is the ecological niche from which the previous evolutionary step occupied is still there.

That's like saying, "why are there still fish if all life on land came from the sea?" Because theres still a sea, and only a small few of the sea creatures mutated enough to live on land.

Fairly self explanitory if anyone has an actual grasp of evolution. Its not deep thought at all.

Of course the creationist answer is slightly more complex: "Cuz God done make it that way an' stuff..." :P