Commented 11 years ago2012-12-26 17:00:15 UTC
in journal: #8070Comment #48312
Not a smart move, man. Your kid'll start testing, and testing, and testing, and pretty soon you won't be able to get him to stop. Trust me, this has happened to kids a lot with our new Portal technology. He'll never stop doing tests until they kill him.
Commented 11 years ago2012-12-25 00:37:14 UTC
in journal: #8066Comment #50875
He wasn't writing an English paper, Dimbark.
Sounds like a good evening. I've been drunk three days in a row now, so I decided to stay at home with my father on the 24th, just relaxing and enjoying good food. It was nice.
Commented 11 years ago2012-12-24 13:38:48 UTC
in journal: #8065Comment #61039
Holy toledo, what a nice thread! In the year 3000 we'll all be dead ='(
Wait this is a journal not a thread, but "journal" doesn't rhyme, skynet is coming to tear the human race a new one, so get ready to go back in time!
John connor will lead the resistance, against the rise of the machines, With the help of his sister Cameron, they will tear skynet a new one... Merry Christmas!
Commented 11 years ago2012-12-24 10:06:45 UTC
in journal: #8064Comment #43858
Heh, I don't constantly harp on about The Core.
Unfortunately, it's considered a working day and you have to book it off if you don't want to come in. However, It seems equally pointless to waste my holiday allowance on 3 dreary quiet days in December when I could use them later in the year during Britain's week of sunshine.
...maybe later :/
My son is the one who figured out how to shoot a blue portal and an orange portal.
Sounds like you enjoyed it regardless Mr Stojke.
Except a great time and a feast.
Happy Christmas to all.
STATUS: DECEASED
POSTMORTEM: KNEW TOO MUCH
Also merry christmas to all at TWHL
apart from dimbark
because he's a fun sponge
this is about being merry,
jo' mamma-jo' mamma-jo' mamma,
dimbark's skills are scary.
madcow comes on strong,
but it's just a disguise;
he'll put the smack down,
if the needs arise!
wait no one's using commas,
at the end of their lines,
i guess i fucked up,
SHOCKAZULU mothertrucker!
Sounds like a good evening. I've been drunk three days in a row now, so I decided to stay at home with my father on the 24th, just relaxing and enjoying good food. It was nice.
Use proper grammar.
and call me short!
I've never heard
jokes of that sort!
You must come from far
And maybe wide
You're coming for me;
I better hide
Damn you, damn you!
I scream aloud
Look at you smiling
You're just so proud!
Time to board my windows
Once again
And find the door
To my basement
My mother isn't fat!
But she sure is crazy though,
she once wore me as a hat.
Making fun of your name,
it's just too easy!
You're as dim as a distant star.
Between your ears it's rather breezy.
Were you named after your mother?
(Heh)
I'm assuming she's fat
And crazy as no other
that Stojke isn't even aware
that he broke this awesome combo
which I now will try to repair.
Oh wait I'm Orthodox.
Happy Christmas to ya all niggas
but don't celebrate long.
Work on the competition,
or I'll eat your Mom.
May tomorrow be fun
I'm sorry if I tend
to be excessively dumb
But, I love this great site
It's so helpful indeed
I remember when I found it
When I owned TFC
there are words that rhyme with Journal!
But obviously you don't know that,
you'd have to be a Colonel.
In the year 3000 we'll all be dead ='(
Wait this is a journal not a thread,
but "journal" doesn't rhyme,
skynet is coming to tear the human race a new one,
so get ready to go back in time!
John connor will lead the resistance,
against the rise of the machines,
With the help of his sister Cameron,
they will tear skynet a new one... Merry Christmas!
I'm sat in my coat
I'm thinking of warm sands,
blue seas and a boat
I'll make do with coffee
my mug is bright orange
It helps me to feel
...ah bollocks
It's like you didn't even try
But it still sounds pretty good
If you read it like Stephen Fry
Can I join in too?
I mean, I dunno what to say though...
I really don't have a clue.
Guess I'll start with "Merry Christmas!"
Seems the logical thing to do.
Maybe move on to "Happy Holidays!"
Hmm... not enough lines, just a tad too few
One more for the road
Umm... something... to do with cars...?
Fuck it, let's have some music!
Space Truckin' 'round the staaaars!
for this holiday rhyme
I'd write one myself
but I don't have the time.
May your days ahead be
filled with Christmas cheer
and let's not forget
The Core's out next year.
It's really odd how one can dance
The nice nature of damn horses
My poetry makes no fucking sense.
Merry Christmas everyone!
Anyway, I've found something to work on now so the time is moving a little quicker.
16:40 - Sooo fucking bored. 20 minutes to go and each one feels like an hour...
Unfortunately, it's considered a working day and you have to book it off if you don't want to come in. However, It seems equally pointless to waste my holiday allowance on 3 dreary quiet days in December when I could use them later in the year during Britain's week of sunshine.
Also, check out The Core.
Can't get hold of any clients though.